Inexpensive and easy Alice in Wonderland costume for an adult

[JobbyNeuf]

I need to dress up for work for one day, the theme is Alice in Wonderland. I hate fancy dress, have no artistic skills and no money (and no desire to spend anything on this.) Please give me some ideas! Thank you in advance.

Make a sandwich board to put over your front and back with a giant heart design from a playing card printed and glued on it?

Rabbit ears and a big clock?

Whiskers using eyeliner and you can be the dormouse?

Any kind of hat and be the Mad Hatter? Be literal about it - random crap sellotaped to a hat?

Crowns aren't hard to make - you could draw hearts on it.

Smoke a hookah all day?

Don't go and be the Cheshire Cat after he disappears?

You could just take some bottles labelled 'drink me' and wear any blue dress you might have?