Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator is such a shit book isn't it

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I am having to read it to DS and I hate it so much. That is all.

I had the audio tape and it was great!

I remember I really liked it as a child but then I read it to my daughter and wondered why.

Tell me, are the K and G in Knids and Gnoolies silent?

Not read it since I was a child but I seem to recall the K is a hard K. There's a line about that?

I always pronounced the k in knids

Amusingly I read it FIRST before C and the C Factory. I didn't read that until a lot later when I had already picked up all the key happenings from that book through general osmosis. It made for a confusing time

Trump needs a strict nanny like Miss Tibbs to talk him out of bullying the rest of the world. “If you blow them up, Mars will declare war on us! So will Venus! We must butter them up.”