Do you have a friend or relative like this...

[Dustybrain]

Dd is 27 now . But she was funny as a child /teen

1. we were in the shopping centre she was crying/tantrum shouting you have not fed me for 6 weeks.

2. she she was about 3 and said to an old lady you have lines , your old, are you going to die soon.

3. when I told her I didn't see it. I don't have eyes at the back of my head . She cried and said but you said you did.

4. when dd was around 15 and her sister was around 2. I whispered it's a secret to dd2 dd then 15 asked dd 2 what did mum say to you dd 2 kept saying its a secrete (which is what I had said) dd15 was so pissed off.

5. I told dd the gurkin was the head office for anne summers ... and she told people at college.

6. dd was around 19 . She thought life insurance meant you could not die

@CharlotteLucas3 now that's funny!

My daughter’s also 27. At about 4 she’d asked For some water at the table. I didn’t bring it and a few minutes later she called ‘mummy, I can’t taste any water in my mouth’! I thought that was hilarious

My ds asked if we were going to Dame Modern when we went to London....think he got confused between Tate Modern and Madame Tussards 🤣

There's a school hymm the lord of the Dance? There was a bit that said I am the lord of the dance said he? I used to think it said settee and I used to dance round the sofa singing it 🙈

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