Wanky things you’re guilty of

[Pumpkittenspice]

For me, it’s using a Fortnum and Mason hamper basket as a piece of decor…

Qualifications in email signature. Worked hard enough paid enough I'm keeping them 🤣

I'm one of those twats who goes on holiday and puts Facebook post of their feet on a sunlounger (usually with a crap caption like "it's a hard life...")

Cake forks - (I did not know this was wanky but I’m guilty)
Nails done every two weeks.
Eyebrows tinted (very closely matched to my hair colour)
Walk my dog in designer country wear (me not the dog)
Wear nothing but Lululemon to the gym (then spend 30 mins in the gym but over an hour in a coffee shop after)

Almost matching private plate to dh

Ugg boots and clogs galore here.

Leggings and long cardia with Uggs is my go to

Hair extensions

Gel nails

Expensive hand wash and a basket with hand drying flannels in for when we have guests with expensive hand cream next to it.

Expsensive room sprays daily

There's probably loads more.

I am jealous however that I don't have a f and m hamper somewhere so am off to Vinted to see what they have

My F&M hamper is on a shelf in my craft room and is being used to store scrap fabric in , which I'm yet to find a use for.

Keep my Le Creuset “on display” on the job even when it’s not being used

I do this with my big one because I can’t be bothered to lift it! It’s home is now on the hob.

I have a Dorset Knob biscuit tin on display in the kitchen. It makes me chuckle because it reminds me what a knob I am to have displayed it.

I went through a phase of making sushi for my 7 year old's holiday club packed lunch. Although on reflection as he requested it, perhaps he and his and-the-soy-sauce-please-mummy demands are wanky and I am just the mug who enabled it

My F&M hamper is used to store dressings, saline etc for DH's medical needs. To hand but out of sight and stops the room looking even more like an A&E.

It is possibly the most useful bit of "furniture" I possess TBH and I don't care how wanky it is

I wear a kimono dressing gown in the summer and am looking for a velvet one for the winter.

I walk the dog wearing my country attire; wellies, wax jacket or tweeds and wool jumper.

I keep dog treats in big kilner jars on the work tops.

My Christmas decorations are all vintage (collected up lovingly over many years) and I make fresh wreaths for the front door, not only at Christmas but also at other times of the year.

I’m more wanky than I realised.

I'm also a Le Creuset wanker and keep the massive casserole pot (or whatever it is) on the hob.
We've also got a hanging pan rack with a Le Creuset frying pan and a griddle pan proudly on display. And some pots and a butter dish on the counter, but to be fair they're meant to be out. 😂
(I'd like to point out that 75% of the collection was gifted.)

School have asked for food labels for an art project, so far we have collected labels from :

Parmesan
Organic unwaxed lemons
Ricotta
Arborio rice

Such wankers

I’ve put wild game in the kids packed lunches.

Snap.

I do also like to talk about my pantry.

I sometimes say ‘this is emerging in the moment’ then realise what a wanky twat I am

F&M hamper on kitchen counter hiding lunch box snacks ✅
Le Creuset casserole on hob ✅
Good scented candles in 'public' rooms / Aldi ones out of sight ✅
Seasonal decorative displays ✅
Major leopard print habit ✅
Wanky ✅

Does it have to be food? Surely you have a bottle of Bollinger or Dom Perignon that you can tease the label off?

I have a library and a grand piano (in a different room) which I guess in MN terms makes me a bit of a wanker,

Is a teapot wanky? Oh dear, then we are also wanky!

I'm not sure we do anything else which could be perceived as wanky, but I'll have a think! 😬🤣

I have just discovered that Aperol Spritz is palatable if it has grapefruit soda in it (thank you bar in Zante) so now can sit looking very wanky enjoying the zingy orange drink.

Personalised number plate wanker here…🙋‍♀️

My kitchen is tiny (I do have a seperate utility and dining room) so having wanky items permanently on display is the only way I could solve storage issues, think Le Creuset, Cornishware jars and dinner sets and Kilner everywhere. Triple wanker and proud.

We’ve had a F&M hamper in our kitchen for years, just sits there being pointless. Our new puppy has chewed through the handles.

@SatansBobbleheadedDashboardOrnament that's a good idea! I'll just nip down to the cellar...😆

I have an autumnal wreath on my front door

I will change to a more autumnal one (with little pumpkins on) in october

Total Wanker