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Aspecialplaceinhell · 13/09/2024 10:30

Whose clever idea was it to put stickers on greetings cards?! Not the easy pull off ones but the ones that leave some of the sticker behind. I know very first world problems.

Anybody want to put anything into the black hole of hell?

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tobee · 13/09/2024 23:43

Thought of another one:- fitted bedsheets.

You're always given tips as to how to put a duvet in its cover but fitted sheets are such a pain in the arse. They seem to fit fine when they come off the bed but then it's like the washing machine shrinks them down every time. To put them back on you have to wrestle them on and at least one corner never quite stretches to the edge.

It's especially bad if the bed is a double or king because you're constantly turning it around thinking you've got it the wrong way up.

I always forget that I've washed the bedding and go up to bed tired and remember I've not put the clean stuff back on. So I have a big fight with the fitted sheet and am left hot and angry and fully awake again.

Grrr.

tobee · 13/09/2024 23:51

My local Tesco express is quite big but now they've made it almost entirely self checkout. They no longer really want you take a trolley even though there's lots of stock. But a basket barely fits anything. Then you get a teeny tiny space to put your shopping after you've scanned it before you pay. Only big enough for a packet of butter and 2 oranges.

Hopeless!

I try to avoid it like the plague now. And I've seen tons of shoplifting because the layout makes it easy.

Thistooshallpass24 · 13/09/2024 23:52

@Aspecialplaceinhell I take cards where the sticker has ruined it, back to the shop as not fit for purpose, the staff look very confused, but agree and I've always had my money back, if everyone did this they wouldn't put stupid stickers on anymore!

tobee · 14/09/2024 00:01

I don't know if someone already said this, but the new plastic drink bottle lids that stay attached. Apparently it was an EU directive. But we're no longer in the EU! I hear you cry. Indeed we are not. But factories that make bottles would have to have 2 machines - one for the EU countries to be EIU compliant. And another for the U.K. that doesn't need to be EU compliant to this new ruling. And, funnily enough, they thought that would be too expensive. And went for the EU ones as more countries.

So much for going our own way with Brexit Hmm

Ilovetea33 · 14/09/2024 01:32

In hotels, newfangled shower taps that are almost impossible to turn with soapy hands.

PigeonLady · 14/09/2024 01:59

Two tier supermarket pricing

Nat6999 · 14/09/2024 03:50

Elderflower14 · 13/09/2024 11:29

Yes the bottles where the lid won't come all the way off and just hang there and then get in the way when you tip the bottle up.

When you open them, rip one of the tags, the lid then has more room to move & will be easier to put back on .

tealpassat · 14/09/2024 05:18

Wrapping paper with this new sticker shite, that takes you 3 working days to remove, says easy Peel and leaves half the roll in a ripped up mess.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 14/09/2024 07:02

HauntedbyMagpies · 13/09/2024 17:55

Shops who say an item is 100% cotton but fail to point out that the thread is in fact, nylon or polyester

Or linen. It’s ‘interesting’ if you ever try to dye it!

Rosscameasdoody · 14/09/2024 07:24

Namechange5555555555 · 13/09/2024 16:51

Domestic and general 😡

Oh God yes !! Between D&G and Hoover/Candy it took six bloody weeks and three visits for them to decide they couldn’t fix my washing machine, and then another week to deliver a new one. Which they left in my hall as they informed me that they neither install the new machine, nor recycle the old one, as I’d been told !!

Happyher · 14/09/2024 07:26

HeySummerWhereAreYou · 13/09/2024 22:35

That only works if you are using the store's carrier bags. I take my own (heavier and reusable) bags. So it doesn't work. You try this and the machine will start whining - and flashing red, and the bloody checkout operator will tell you to take the shopping out of your bag and pack it all after you have paid!

I use all sorts of bags including the thicker insulated bags. As long as you press the ‘I’ve brought my own bags’ button so it can weigh your bags first

Rosscameasdoody · 14/09/2024 07:35

Pumpkittenspice · 13/09/2024 21:41

Cling film… It stresses me out so much, I won’t buy it anymore because it rips in half when trying to unravel it!!

Try Lakeland’s heavy duty. You get a big roll in a sturdy box with a good strong cutter. A bit more expensive but it lasts ages and doesn’t scrunch up and rip.

Pumpkittenspice · 14/09/2024 07:35

Rosscameasdoody · 14/09/2024 07:35

Try Lakeland’s heavy duty. You get a big roll in a sturdy box with a good strong cutter. A bit more expensive but it lasts ages and doesn’t scrunch up and rip.

Thank you! I’ll have to try it out!

HerVagestyTheQueef · 14/09/2024 07:48

PigeonLady · 14/09/2024 01:59

Two tier supermarket pricing

Oh so much this!
You basically have to have loyalty card for every single supermarket these days... if you don't have one, some things will be double the price.
Meanwhile, if you do, that's a whole heck of a lot of personal info they're harvesting there: all your shopping habits, preferences, health conditions etc.... it's quite scary.

gardenmusic · 14/09/2024 08:00

Waitrose! Stopped doing their normal toilet roll and switched to shorter, dumpy rolls, more loosely rolled, and ever- so- slightly- wasn't- worth- the- bother-quilted.
The last straight forward value for money toilet roll gone.

yankpan · 14/09/2024 08:10

Lazy people who park in the disabled parking bays without a blue badge.

Bikes on pavements.

People who wait till they get to the till at fast food places and then take ages deciding what they want!

Pushchairs in the wheelchair space on the bus.

Rosscameasdoody · 14/09/2024 08:30

whiteroseredrose · 13/09/2024 13:34

Our milkman that intermittently leaves everything on my doorstep despite me buying one of their own brand milk boxes. Pecked butter and milk. Ugh.

Modern Milkman. Online service. Same problem. We have an enclosed porch with quite a high step up to it and l’m disabled so find it difficult to lift things in if they’re left on the path. We have a standard instruction with deliveries to leave them in the porch. Made this clear to the milkman and got a milk box to put in the porch - which then stood there like a bloody ornament while the milkman dumped everything on the path in front of the door !! After the umpteenth time of complaining l gave up and cancelled, after which l was bombarded with ‘we miss you’ emails offering discounts to use them again !!

Rosscameasdoody · 14/09/2024 08:46

yankpan · 14/09/2024 08:10

Lazy people who park in the disabled parking bays without a blue badge.

Bikes on pavements.

People who wait till they get to the till at fast food places and then take ages deciding what they want!

Pushchairs in the wheelchair space on the bus.

I’ll add to that. Pulling into a disabled parking space and being challenged by some nosy git, even though you’re clearly displaying a blue badge. Happening more and more often these days. I don’t look disabled sitting behind the wheel, but l’m a wheelchair user. The chair is housed on an electric hoist in a top box, and l’ve even been challenged as the wheelchair is descending on the hoist !!

So self appointed blue badge police take note. If someone is parked without a badge then it’s fair game to challenge, but if they have a badge, it’s none of your bloody business so jog on.

Associated pet hate. Motorists who park over dropped kerbs provided for ease of access for wheelchair users. They’re clearly identifiable so there’s no excuse.

Threewheeler1 · 14/09/2024 08:51

Lovemycat2023 · 13/09/2024 16:47

Mine is a mizuno complaint too!

Glad it's not just me! Think sportshoes are going to ban me soon, the number of purchases and returns I've been making 😬
Going to have to trawl through different brands (again) and find one with a wider toe box or I'll be clomping around in bloody daps at this rate 😭

And yes to beeping microwaves etc. Ours doesn't stop - I've conducted a number of repeatedly futile experiments where I think I'm eventually going to win by ignoring it. Doesn't work and always draws DH out from the bowels of the house looking pissed off and wondering if I've suddenly lost my hearing.

Lovemycat2023 · 14/09/2024 09:02

Threewheeler1 · 14/09/2024 08:51

Glad it's not just me! Think sportshoes are going to ban me soon, the number of purchases and returns I've been making 😬
Going to have to trawl through different brands (again) and find one with a wider toe box or I'll be clomping around in bloody daps at this rate 😭

And yes to beeping microwaves etc. Ours doesn't stop - I've conducted a number of repeatedly futile experiments where I think I'm eventually going to win by ignoring it. Doesn't work and always draws DH out from the bowels of the house looking pissed off and wondering if I've suddenly lost my hearing.

I’ve just got some Altras from Sports Shoes. A bit ugly and clumpy but my big toe seems happier!

smallchange · 14/09/2024 09:07

People who aren't careful with the crappy clingfilm and end up tearing off a partial length section, and then KEEP DOING IT so it becomes a nightmare windy puzzle to fix.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 14/09/2024 09:08

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 14/09/2024 07:02

Or linen. It’s ‘interesting’ if you ever try to dye it!

I had a lovely mustard colour ‘pure’ linen tunic - and stupidly splashed bleach on it while cleaning. (Housework can be dangerous - best avoided IMO.)
So I thought I’d dye it a nice olive green.

Of course it came out a lovely olive green - with mustard colour stitching!

And into the bin - or maybe it was the textile recycling, I can’t remember.

whiteroseredrose · 14/09/2024 09:31

@Rosscameasdoody Yep. Modern Milkman. I've emailed them so often. The last time the title was Aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhh. They actually paid some attention to that one!

Threewheeler1 · 14/09/2024 09:39

Lovemycat2023 · 14/09/2024 09:02

I’ve just got some Altras from Sports Shoes. A bit ugly and clumpy but my big toe seems happier!

Brilliant - I'm going to give those a go then! You've just saved me a tedious job of going through the whole shoe alphabet to find a proper pair 😁🙏Thank you!

Rosscameasdoody · 14/09/2024 09:53

Arctangent · 13/09/2024 14:45

Hear hear

I’m a pensioner. Never voted Tory in my life. Most of our friends are pensioners - most vote Labour. Watched for 14 years as the Tories dismantled services, ripped off the tax payer and feathered their own nests. Looked on in horror at the way they handled the pandemic and ignored the fact that very many individuals and businesses suffered from the rules they imposed and yet found so very difficult to follow themselves, Don’t even get me started on the Truss/Kwarteng disaster. Couldn’t wait to vote them out.

On Labours’ showing thus far we’ve had unproven claims of a black hole in public finances - of which they had no knowledge despite having months to inspect the books in the run up to the general election. Despite the urgency they saw fit to give train drivers and junior doctors whopping pay rises instead of applying the money saved from robbing pensioners of the WFP, and other hasty cut backs towards plugging that black hole.

So basically Robin Hood in reverse, and come the budget there will be more of the same. I suspect the two child cap will be kicked into the long grass and among ‘the broadest shoulders’ of which Starmer spoke major burden wil be pensioners again as the poorest are dragged into paying income tax via frozen thresholds, and the sick and disabled by way of drastic cuts to sickness and disability benefits - many of which will affect disabled pensioners as some benefits such as attendance allowance are the only way they can qualify for pension credit and subsequently claim WFP.

Labour have refused to rule out the draconian measures proposed in the Tories consultation document on disability support and their rhetoric on sickness benefits mirrors that of the Tories - cutting support and forcing even the sickest back into some form of work, without any concrete plans as to how that can be achieved.

Labour had a baptism of fire coming to power as the unrest in response to the Southport outrage took hold. Starmer condemned everyone taking part as right wing extremists. That absolves him from looking at the deeper and wider issues underpinning the unrest. Because basically he has no more intention of tackling those issues than the Tories did.

l voted for them, and so far l’m looking on in the same way as inthe last fourteen years of Tory rule. On the showing so far l expect more austerity - rebranded as ‘fixing the foundations’ and it’s those at the bottom of the pile who will feel the effects. They signalled their intentions clearly by targeting the WFP - don’t get me wrong, l think it should have been means tested out of the hands of wealthy pensioners long ago. But tying it to a benefit designed to support the very poorest isn’t the way to do it. It’s still early days and the budget will reveal their true intentions, but my own feeling is that Starmers’ Labour Party tare wolves in sheep’s clothing. And that’s where the Tories have the upper hand. They are greedy, self serving, dishonest, lying, incompetent bastards who don’t give a shit about Joe Public. But they don’t pretend to be anything else.