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Whose clever idea was it to put stickers on greetings cards?! Not the easy pull off ones but the ones that leave some of the sticker behind. I know very first world problems.

Anybody want to put anything into the black hole of hell?

Shops who say an item is 100% cotton but fail to point out that the thread is in fact, nylon or polyester

A dessert/soup spoon, or which ever you have does the job.

Brisk rub between your hands then wash with soapy water, gets rid of the smell.

IKEA instructions.

Womens socks that go from a 3 to 8.
Do they? Really? No!

Yes, this totally.

So many fashion pages seem to be more about the photographer showing off their artistic prowess or the model promoting an image than allowing the reader to see the detail of the clothing item being advertised.
Sometimes I wonder why they even bother putting the manufacturer or the price in the article.

The laundry capsule boxes made of cardboard that are really tricky to open.

There is a strong pattern here, opening things. It must be very stressful for people who may have weak hands or arthritis, it must feel like modern life is conspiring against them

Mine doesn't beep. It plays a sodding tune.

I have a couple…

• Middle lane drivers
• Fellow diners who think everyone in a 5 mile radius needs to hear their life story
• Front of house staff that seat elderly customers amongst rowdy tables (wtf is that about?)
• All those with a total lack of spatial awareness and happily stop and block the general population from going about their day
• Feral kids
• Schools being expected to sort out feral kids (where are the parents?)
• People pulling out and not accelerating away to compensate for their ill-judged manoeuvres
• The absolute twat who parked across the entrance to our private road yesterday morning, whose passenger then proceeded to tell me to wait a minute…

In a nutshell, anyone who doesn’t give a toss about how their behaviour impacts on anyone else (which extends to their feral kids…) 🙄

My thoughts too..
I'd imagine they'd make their voice and view known if that did happen.

Overly familiar companies sending emails along the lines of "hey babe we've seen you looking" etc also see kisses on social media messages etc.
NO.
You've left something in your basket check out before it runs away etc.
NO.
People who park in the toddler bays of car parks when their 'child' is probably old enough to drive themselves.
NO.
When people park in the toddler bays of carparks when their child isn't actually getting out the car and is asleep/being entertained by the other parent.
NO.

People who stop in the middle of the road and then indicate(or not!) to turn right. They should indicate and then position their car so that others may get past on the left.
Also, I keep seeing people just stop in the road (again no indicating) to pick up someone instead of pulling in.
In both of these cases, the drivers are holding up the traffic behind them.
Selfish.

Thanks @Allthegoodnamesarechosen …I do actually have a quick unpick stashed in my sewing machine…I’ve just never thought of using it for this 🤣!

This never bothers me as kids have done it since the invention of the ball and to be fair, it's not every single day in our case. Plus the boy next door is a staggeringly good little footballer. I've seen his ball disappear into the clouds before.

It probably would wind me up if I had to chuck them back every day of the week but somehow, he manages not to hit any of my plants or beds......so far 😬🤞🏻

@magicmole Exactly. You've put it much more succinctly than I did.

I hate what I call the weavers , from side to side in an aisle totally oblivious to anyone else trying to do their shopping.
The couple Weavers are even worse.

I felt the same way , but i like spicy mayo / dip so I buy a cheap bottle of hot sauce , something like asda version of nandos peri peri and and add it to the mayo bottle, then shake like buggery .

Automated voicemails that pretend to be human. 'I didn't catch that'. F* off!!!!

Try dealing with that with a Scottish accent.. beyond infuriating.

I have 3 of these, but sometimes the label is actually sewn into the hem stitching so if you pick that you get a hole!

I find the lids from Azera coffee tins or other brands fit perfectly on elmlea cream cartons and Soba noodles lids fit on mid sized yoghurts

I managed with some I kept from before they got got rid of for years but they eventually died.

I've now got some from "Moopops" which are silicone and fit yoghurt/cream/creme fraîche perfectly. I don't know if they would fit a tall thin pot like elmlea though.

Self service tills that claim to be able to account for the weight of your own bags but never can, so you have to stack things loose on the scale and then pack item by item after you've paid for everything whilst somebody stands seething and giving the back of my head evils that would turn me into a pile of ash were I to turn around.

Needy, very needy. 'I've finished. Give me attention.' Bloody emotionally needy dishwasher. Got enough needy humans in my life without the sodding dishwasher clamouring for attention.

Vandals who snap off newly planted saplings in parks - where do they think the nice big old shady trees are going to come from in eighty years time. I think horrible thoughts about where the jagged remains could be shoved.

Door handles that slide up my sleeve and 'yurk' me.