I graciously took our lazy youngster into school first day, secondary and they can travel themselves, only comment about new school year.
"We now have baseball hoops" (this is a good thing in their ball-centric life)
Eldest has already gone in in last year's too small blazer, and the laces in their shoes are too slippy, the cultural reference "born slippy" went over their heads.
We are on day two.