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Supposedly ’posh’ things you think are common *trigger warning this is light hearted*

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ReadingWorm · 03/09/2024 19:52

Obviously lighthearted and no need to explain your rational. But what are things that some people consider high end/ posh/ classy/ aspirational (I know they are not necessarily the same thing) that you don’t like/ think are tacky/ common / etc.

Again this is light hearted. We can complain but we must never explain!!!!!!

Here is my list.

Molton Brown hand wash
M&S food shop
American Style Fridges
Having a tan
Talking about exercising
Beauty Advent Calendars
Designer toasters and kettles
House of Fraser department stores
Posting photos from 1st class travel on instagram
Referring to your car by its brand name
Talking about your ‘forever home’
Shopping in Space NK
Visiting Disney World
Listening to Classic FM

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ThePrologue · 04/09/2024 07:21

angstypant · 04/09/2024 07:15

@ThePrologue

Prosecco is never posh
Or palatable

Prosecco is simply Italian sparkling wine. Like any other wine, sparkling or not, there is good Prosecco and not so good Prosecco.

It certainly isn't categorically bad as you suggest.

Your comment is peak common trying to sound posh!

Nice try
But this thread is about what others think is posh and we think of as common
Prosecco falls into that category
And your final sentence - I think you are trying too hard to be bitchy and upset me

coffeeandascarf · 04/09/2024 07:23

Forestcantrun · 03/09/2024 21:58

It’ll always be Vienetta icecream🤣

Edited

My grandma thought vienetta was so posh! I bought my family one from Morrisons (the food is better quality there than M&S) not so long ago. They loved it!

HelenWheels · 04/09/2024 07:23

Waitrose

Oneearringlost · 04/09/2024 07:24

Kitkat1523 · 03/09/2024 21:23

So what does a proper posh person say then?

"I'm in the gardens"

HelenWheels · 04/09/2024 07:24

i dont understand the brief

Lemonadeand · 04/09/2024 07:25

ThomasPatrickKeatingsDegas · 03/09/2024 20:12

Paved or tarmac driveways instead of loose gravel
Big blown up family photos rather than small framed pictures grouped together on one side table/desk
Logomania clothing/bags
Replacing clothes with holes etc instead of repairing them
Any doodle cross breed
Hot tubs
Expensive fake Christmas trees
Precocious children
Displaying books in blocks of colours, height order, or books you haven't read. (Books should look a little tatty and read)
Expensive and ostentatious coffee table books, instead should be a selection of magazines and newspapers on your ottoman.

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Precocious children

Isn't Bear Grylls quite posh? His children are very precocious.

Lemonadeand · 04/09/2024 07:26

Nellieinthebarn · 03/09/2024 20:25

Giving a rats arse what anyone else thinks.

The poshest person I have ever met, real aristocratic old money, used to have bottles of HP sauce and own brand salad cream on the table. And her husband used to eat a takeaway curry with a hanky balanced on his head to soak up the sweat.

Ha. I remember a very posh friend (aristo) trying to act like he’d eaten takeaway before when we all ordered one once. Then we all realising that he hadn’t and he didn’t know what to do 😂.

SlivedAvocado · 04/09/2024 07:27

ThePrologue · 04/09/2024 06:28

As are blueberries
Like a disappointing lover

You've never picked your own blueberries whilst hiking in Scandinavia or Poland, or you'd take that slur back. Blueberries are delicious!

TorroFerney · 04/09/2024 07:28

CraigBrown · 03/09/2024 20:17

If you're going to do this, you need to go all in like Nicky Haslam, who lists such things as 'loving your parents' and 'saying bye bye'.
https://nickyhaslamstudio.com/tea-towels

I score two common things. Gym and we had speeches at our wedding many years ago. But I don’t talk about going to the gym!

OIlive · 04/09/2024 07:28

FinallyYouSaid · 03/09/2024 20:26

Going skiing.

All the plebs go nowadays.

Yeah, the Russians spoiled it for me.

Utterknowitall · 04/09/2024 07:32

LostittoBostik · 03/09/2024 23:33

"Referring to your car by its brand name
Talking about your ‘forever home’ "

These two made me ROFL 🤣
Thanks for cheering me up OP. 💯 no notes

Many people feel their council house is their forever home

Oneearringlost · 04/09/2024 07:33

Kitkat1523 · 03/09/2024 21:23

So what does a proper posh person say then?

Actually, they'd say " I'm in the grounds" 😀

ThePrologue · 04/09/2024 07:34

SlivedAvocado · 04/09/2024 07:27

You've never picked your own blueberries whilst hiking in Scandinavia or Poland, or you'd take that slur back. Blueberries are delicious!

No, but I have picked blackberries on the North Circular!!!😁
However, even if the blueberries had been picked by dew-drenched fairies in neverland, they would still be disappointing!
Sorry, slur stands!!

3peassuit · 04/09/2024 07:37

Empty Fortnum and Mason hampers placed strategically about the house.

TorroFerney · 04/09/2024 07:37

Posh isn’t things it’s the person I think. But perhaps that’s the lighthearted point to your thread op, you can’t buy posh, you can buy expensive stuff.

TorroFerney · 04/09/2024 07:41

Candlelight suppers (was watching some of the Patricia routledge night last night). We’ve always been obsessed by class it’s not a mumsnet thing- have a watch of keeping up appearances.

Autumnalove · 04/09/2024 07:46

LittleBelleBelle · 03/09/2024 20:14

Prosecco. Cringe.

What do you mean? Seccy is dead posh in my part of the world😂

herecomesautumn · 04/09/2024 07:46

Changing your decor for autumn winter

Christmas Eve boxes

ComeAgainPlease · 04/09/2024 07:50

abracadabra1980 · 03/09/2024 21:10

Anyone driving a Range Rover who does not have a farming background (esp. white ones 🤨)

Ooo ooo Range Rover Evoque especially the cabriolet!

Simply shows too poor to be able to have a 4 x 4 AND a soft top!

Utterknowitall · 04/09/2024 07:50

LadyCelia · 04/09/2024 00:06

Buying a beautiful 1930s Arts and Crafts House. Living in it for a year, moaning that it's draughty and you can't afford to replace the windows. Then putting in PP to replace the said beautiful house with a MacMansion that's 50 shades of greige with extra room for your HP WankPanzers to park outside.

Completely common.

Not knowing when the Arts and Crafts movement was

WithIcePlease · 04/09/2024 07:55

Putting crisps in a bowl. This is definitely posh! 😂
When I was little, mum used to put crisps in a bowl if we had a sandwich type lunch as a family and for some reason we always said 'is the queen coming?'

Pickwickbasketcase · 04/09/2024 07:58

Me too and as DH and I, not posh at all, are inheriting money from DM, again not posh, (inherited from her DM, the least posh of all of us) will that make my DC posh because it's technically 3rd generation money?

I've said this before but MN obsession with class, wealth and social status is quite strange.

Utterknowitall · 04/09/2024 07:59

CherryVanillaPie · 03/09/2024 23:49

I saw a gold plated Range Rover yesterday

Surely that Range Rover is wrapped in gold plastic. Like a Ferrero Rocher.

Ah yes, calling one's Range Rover, a Range.

LouisCatorze · 04/09/2024 08:10

Anything that is a conspicuous show of having lots of money.

AnImaginaryCat · 04/09/2024 08:15

LifeofBrienne · 03/09/2024 22:25

The game I like to play on these threads is to find the weirdest thing that a MNer has class-identified as posh / not posh.

’Getting up at 7 to go for a run’ wins this time. 🏆

Is it that posh people get up earlier for their runs? Or run after work? Or is running for exercise just plebeian full stop?

I'm with you on this one. There's so very standard things that people seem to think other people do or have to try to be "posh". (Maybe a few hangups at play!)

The other game I like to play is after something off the wall is suggested by one poster, is to see how quickly it's commented on by another poster.

Though someone (pages back) offer "tarmac drives", yet no one else has picked up on it so I'm starting to think I'm either going mad and imagined it, or tarmac drives actually are posh.

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