Who’s the most random person you’ve ever fancied?

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For me, it’s my GP… at least she makes visiting the surgery less daunting for me! 😅

Dermot Murnaghan

My DS's headmaster. Very charismatic and funny.

Huw Edwards, when I was a teenager. He's 30 years older than me! I once confessed my crush to a colleague, who laughed so hard she couldn't speak. I feel very sad about how he's turned out.

Benedict cumberbatch

or

bendydickcuminmysnatch is how I refer to him ever since a mumsnetter had that username 😂

@Matildatoldsuchdreadfullies !! Was he a nice sort of physics teacher?

When I was a teenager and Daley Thompson was in the Olympics I used to daydream about ways to meet him (become a journalist, go to the Olympics in 4 years time to interview him, he would fall instantly in love with me, we would live happily ever after...)

I've been single for the last 6 years (against my will) so fancy just about everyone. The last one was Five from the Umbrella Academy but only in the last 2 or 3 episodes when he grew up.

That's so funny, I was going to write the exact same thing! I fancy the old man version of him from S2 as well. He's just so competent and tragic.

I'm only a few years younger than Lila is supposed to be in the show, though, and it's been uncomfortable seeing all the teenage fans comment on how awful and perverted it is to pair Five with someone so very old.

When I was younger, Captain Scarlet, from Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons, though I used to pretend I fancied Captain Blue because I didn't want him to know (yes I was very young, and please don't tell me they weren't real!)

Same here, Neil Kinnock and Les Dennis. Both so much masculinity and waves of pheromones coming off them. People think I'm nuts but oof very strong attraction

Les Dennis when he hosted Family Fortunes. I wanted to be a contestant so bad so he’d put his arm round me when I got to the final round.

That’s not random he’s famously a heart throb

@Doggymummar I only just saw your post after I’d written mine 😁
Can we share?

The Chasers. Yes, all the male ones.

Ange Postecoglou.

David Mitchell.

A couple of the experts on the antiques roadshow. Think it's that knowledge and passion.
The athlete Alexander doom

John Bercow. Yes I know he’s a dick. Yes I am ashamed

He was very nice. Even though I was useless at Physics.

A man i saw on a TikTok about croutons.

Don't ask!

George Bush Jnr

Chris Barrie in Red Dwarf.

An American woman who has an ASMR channel that is her looking through old magazines from past decades. She's about 68 so a lot older than me, but wow what a woman.

I think this is fair. He is so funny.