(Lighthearted) If you live in the South of the UK, just near London, have you noticed the two prominent news stories from Beckenham this week? One was about a street sweeper who had been denied a £3000 windfall that was crowd-funded in order to send him to Portugal for a well-needed holiday, and the other was about a roaming cat that gets about a bit!
Have I missed something? Are news non-stories (multiple) about Beckenham a secret code for something?
We need to be told - I’m going to be glued to the London news for the rest of the week!