People having crushes on you

[IJustWant]

Having a shit day. Dealing with some bad anxiety.

Anyone got any funny stories of being asked out or telling you that they fancy you?

Many years ago, I agreed to go on a date with the computer geek in the office. It was pretty awkward, and I left early as it was a school night. Next day he asked meet for lunch and told me he wanted us to have a relationship, but I had to give up smoking and promise total devotion to him.

I told him I'd rather smoke and left him there.

Not exactly that but I did have a couple of occasions where guys thought I'd be down with their musical 'ahem' talents. Let me tell you there's nothing more cringy than someone you don't fancy serenading you with their self-penned efforts. One accompanying himself on acoustic guitar and the other on synthesiser.

I'm not even particularly musical.

Having to smile and nod appreciatively nearly pushed me over the edge. Paul Simon they weren't...