I’ve laughed so much I’m crying

[Ohnoshebetterdont]

Why?
What is the purpose?
Is this actually logical and I’m missing something?!

Wtf?????

Well of course, what value is there in a fresh vulva if you can't also have poached eggs?

Have they got confused about where eggs come from?

OMG that's brilliantly random!

Just what the what now?

I thought everyone liked perfectly poached eggs served on a fragrant vulva?

That's wonderfully hilarious :) Reminds me of this item I found earlier in the year when I was looking for sausage-making equipment...

That is marvellous! How bizarre! This is my favourite thing ever to have come up on Amazon, when looking for a woodland patterned nightie for an elderly relative.

Talk about niche. How many hedgehog step dads are out there, let alone ones looking for nighties...?

😂

I'm now crying at these...😂😂😂

World's best hedgehog stepdad! LOL

That Enema Gods Sausage Maker - must surely be an act of vengeance by a hungry intern.

More please ..... 😂

I’ve had ‘poach the pussy’ running through my head all night 😂
I’m tempted to buy it to see if they actually have them available as a bundle!

And yes, please, keep them coming 😆

Yep, I like a side order of thrush with my eggs 🥚

Looked everywhere for one of these. No idea why they aren't more mainstream!

Did you try the middle aisle of lidl or aldi? That would be my most likely bet, outside of Amazon. 😉😁

These are brilliant 👏

Surely it's totally logical - when you're dating someone new and he says "How do you like your eggs in the morning, Little Miss FragrantFanny?" you can then whip those bags out and say "Poached please!"