What do all the mumsnet acronyms mean

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Hi, struggling with all the acronyms, can anyone put up a list of the main ones, thanks

Common Mumsnet Acronyms
AIBU - Am I Being Unreasonable?
DH - Dear Husband
DW - Dear Wife
DS - Dear Son
DD - Dear Daughter
DSS - Dear Steps Son
DSD - Dear Steps Daughter
MIL - Mother-in-Law
FIL - Father-in-Law
SIL - Sister-in-Law
BIL - Brother-in-Law
OP - Original Poster (the person who started the thread)
TTC - Trying to Conceive
NCT - National Childbirth Trust
HCP - Healthcare Professional
SAHM - Stay-at-Home Mum
WAHM - Work-at-Home Mum
BF - Breastfeeding
FF - Formula Feeding
PP - Pushing/Prenatal/Postpartum
C-section - Cesarean Section
VBAC - Vaginal Birth After Cesarean
LTTTC - Long-Term Trying to Conceive
RIP - Rest in Peace
YABU - You Are Being Unreasonable
YADNBU - You Are Definitely Not Being Unreasonable
ATM - At The Moment
IMO/IMHO - In My Opinion/In My Humble Opinion
FYI - For Your Information
KWIM - Know What I Mean
LOL - Laugh Out Loud
TMI - Too Much Information

https://www.mumsnet.com/i/acronyms

CF most commonly these days stands for cheeky fucker

FTM seems to be First Time Mum rather than Female to Male 🤦🏼‍♀️

RTFT = read the full thread
PBP = previously banned poster
NAMALT = not all men are like that

Is that really what the F in RTFT means?
I always thought it was Read The Fucking Thread (to be said in a very exasperated voice).

Sometimes Female to Male on the feminist boards.

PFB = Precious First Born

PP also means Previous Poster

Some are so bloody confusing:-

DN = Darling Niece OR Darling Nephew

DF = Darling Father OR Darling Friend

DP = Darling Partner OR Darling Parent

BPD = Borderline Personality Disorder OR Bipolar Personality Disorder

SS = Step Son OR Social Services

But, my personal favourites are:-
ODFOD = Oh Do Fuck Off Dear

FOTTFSOFAWTDFOSM = Fuck off to the far side of fuck and, when there, do fuck off some more.

LTB. Leave the Bastard. To be used with minor as well as major infringements obviously

STBXH = Soon to be ex husband
"D" H = soon to be a STBXH
GP = grandparents, your Dr or guinea pigs
Don't forget to add a D before anything you are fond of Ddog, Dhorse, Dfish

I thought we were going to include ETB (eat the bastard) after the "She has Eaten Him" thread?

HTH is a rather bitchy way of saying "hope that helps". At first I thought it meant "hand to heart"...

God I thought it was cunt face!! Don’t know why that popped into my head before the obvious cheeky fucker.

I always thought people crying CF!! were dramatic.

Not an acronym but very much like the cries of “Cocklodger!” that are heard when there is a man not paying his way! Never heard that anywhere else.

OP = original poster

TLDR anyone?

Too long don't read

Fwiw - For what it’s worth

Underhedges

Thank you. Was forever trying to work it out, thought it might be long distance relationship but didn't know what the T stood for!

BFP = big fat positive

ICYMI - in case you missed it
IM(H)E- in my (humble)experience
TIA - thanks in advance

I think these are probably pretty commonly used across social media, but I only really use MN!

Some are so bloody confusing

Yes - 'AIBU to be fed up with GPs' could mean doctors, grandparents or guinea pigs - usually obvious once you open the thread, thankfully 😃

I find people that say "DS", when they mean "Dsis" really frustrating.

Usually gender critical people would say FTT (female to trans).