What adverts are chalk on a blackboard for you.

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At the moment the Tesco ‘I’ve got the power’ makes me want to scream.

And the Google “allow me to re-introduce myself” with the fake “wows” “amazing” 🤢

What advert just gets on your nerves?

The Haribo one with the god awful high pitched voices, not only subjected to it on TV but over radio too

I came on here to say exactly this, it's so fucking creepy and pervy, it gives me the rage 😡

Slurping noodles (i.e.adding air) is supposed to make them taste better and isn't considered rude or weird in Asia.

Isn't she now almost Royalty-adjacent?

(Her husband's brother married to sister of the future Queen?)

I think there ought to be some kind of Advertising mash-ups... hmm, what about one for alcohol combined with the Always ladies? - a whole new meaning to pissed up....
Or the Gaviscon alongside KFC or other indigestible food? Eat it and never mind the consequences, or the fact that you WILL need a indigestion remedy..
A luxury/overpriced brand coupled with We Buy Any Car ---- sell your car to afford the new (whatever)? [Never mind that you now have no transport]

Any more ideas?

Someone up thread has already mentioned this but its the fact that all the adverts are so infantile and uncool that gets me.

We're adults! For the love of god, please produce some content aimed at adults!

I'm old so maybe that's it but I remember some cracking ads in the 1970s - mainly for cars, cigarettes or petrol, with soundtracks by the Rolling Stones. Brilliant.

Aren't most advertising/marketing agencies run by women these days? I know it was one of the pink industries in the 90s. If so, What the fuck are they thinking?

I did laugh (the first time) at the one about the bears contemplating the twins contemplating the twix (it doesn't matter if you choose the right one or the left... I like the snap when you bite into it). But now it gets shown several times an hour on some shows and the humour has gone...

I still enjoy that one

Love it too. I wish the bears had a go at the Tesco ad oldies, Vogue Williams and the bulky pee pants ladies...

Can't think what the product is, and I don't see this ad often. But, this ad pisses me off...

It's where a couple are sitting up in bed, and SHE says 'we can make such big savings, so I can get an engagement ring! Hint hint!' Cue the boyfriend looking horrified because his woman is hinting at marriage! Because getting married is the WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO A MAN.

Oh noooo! It's a trap, trouble and strife, nagging wifey, ball and chain! Horrible misogynistic shitty advert! Everyone knows married men are happier, and healthier, and live longer than single men! They should be grateful women want them!

ALSO hate the Omaze ad, and the smug women with an irritating face and annoying voice!

Vogue Williams. Urgh!

I GOT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!

Any charity/begging ad.

Any ad that ticks every diversity box!

... is what I came on to say. Like fingernails down a blackboard.

There is a relatively new Amazon one where a woman fills her balcony with plants the song in the back ground I hear as

"I steal lighters from your daughters...."

Can anyone enlighten me on this please its like an earworm to me.

Another one I loathe is for ARGOS. On every bloody ad break of Coronation Street! (With the blonde doll and the dinosaur thing.) Unfunny and annoying! DH giggles at it - every single time it comes on. Drives me so batshit, that I now record Coronation Street and skip the ads, (including that Argos one.)

Ah, I FUCKING HATE the Tesco ad too. The old lady mouthing "I've got the power"...
I hate it so much.

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I have a theory that the Viking cruise woman is having a little, ahem, "tickle" in the recording booth to account for the weird, breathy, almost giggly, delivery.

Most of them. It's rare to see a clever or funny one these days. Last one I remember was the Twix with the bears and campers. I especially hate the holiday ones where they show a couple on an empty cruise ship,or a family on an empty beach. I'd love to see someone sue these companies because the ad grossly misrepresented the holiday and didn't show the other 5000 families/couples ...

Oh and whatever Advert has (the thug) Boy George and Karma Kameleon as a backtrack.
Surely criminals shouldn't be used for Adverts?

AND - the fairy 'baby' with Ray Winstone's voice! Whoever though it cute to have a thuggish baby?

All adverts. I just don't want to know. If I want something I will research it myself.

This. I change Chanel to avoid it. Never have i been so irritated by an advert…and then DD bought me the perfume and to my shame i quite like it!

Angela Scanlon and her mother! Yuck
!

'Someone's knocking at your door'
Postcode lottery. No thank you.

The dancing man in a tank top with a purple puppet who are dancing in front of their new extension. The music is nice and he is a good puppeteer buy whyyyyyyy? What has it got to do with building extensions.

Tesco shouty ad 'I've got the power'
Supernoodles - skupring and some random old woman and a donkey.

That awful family On the Beach that no one wants to be near on holiday and espouses the current thought that you can behave how you like and bugger to anyone else.

The weird girl eating her boyfriend is weird and a bit creepy.

Autocorrect fail of the century there, @user98265374687!

I hate all the Verisure adverts. I think their marketing tactics are disgusting. The worst was the one with the pregnant women preying on a parents fear of not being able to keep their children safe and that a Verisure alarm could achieve that. The Angela Scanlan one is awful too. I mean why is she worried sick about her mother who only looks about 70 and in perfect health.