What adverts are chalk on a blackboard for you.

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At the moment the Tesco ‘I’ve got the power’ makes me want to scream.

And the Google “allow me to re-introduce myself” with the fake “wows” “amazing” 🤢

What advert just gets on your nerves?

Daytime ads are all about funeral plans and life insurance and designed to make you feel bad if you want a funeral or don't make provision for others FFS. Appalling and repeated for eight minutes every thirteen minutes - unwatchable!

I have to switch the radio off every time the octopus energy advert comes on 😩😩😩

@CountTo10 Well you have cleared up what Usain Bolt actually says, thank you! I still can't work out how 'I'm Usain Bolt' can sound like 'I'm disabled' though! 🤔

"Also because of the voice over - Viking Cruises. I don't know how that woman got the job. She manages to be sickly and condescending and prim. My theory is that she's the chairman's wife who said she wanted to do it and he indulged her."

Gaaaahhh....I hate this advert. She said on one of them "...with no children and no casinos'....sounds so snidey and superior, making a dig at a typical cruise ship that has both.

I like the Tesco advert! And I love the new Wilkinson Sword advert.

Flash with that stupid dog and that crap Queen song. It was funny the first time but they're just clinging on to it now.

Try saying it Usain Bolt without pronouncing the 'n'. He slurs his words and says 'usaybolt'.

I quite fancy the head and shoulders guy so don't mind that ad 😳

Stacey Solomon and her "I'm just a regular busy working mum" advert for Hello Fresh where she has to get to the box before her kids do because they use it as a fort for stickle bricks or some such bollocks. No kid has ever been that interested in shopping bags unless you tell them you bought fucking sweets. Fuck off Stacey. Fuck off Dominos. Fuck off all banking adverts that are "by the people, for the people" - you have literally shut down every fucking branch of every bank within a 30 mile radius you bastards.

THIS!!
Also the latest tampax one likening periods to the weather.

@Ellemeg82 - I sing that bloody dandruff song all the time esp to DS to annoy him 😆
Daisy x 3 can get to fuck - no-one will buy the perfume cos the ad is so bad!

The one that really used to make me 🤢 was the Postcode Lottery ‘Someone’s knocking at the door -or!’ The way it’s sung is nauseating to me, it was on the radio constantly when I drove home from work a few years ago! It seems to have gone away now thankfully.

Would never book with On the Beach either if that’s the type of holiday makers they are looking to attract.

The McCain one with Iain Stirling and the most wooden woman ever to appear on tv.

"Ironing is a joy!" on MN Active threads. Sorry, did we time-warp back to the 1950's?

The Always “What the Gush” ones.

The Ariel wash on cold one - specifically the way the voice over woman says “Brrrrrilliant “ at the end. Don’t really know why, it just really annoys me.

Octopus - switch the radio off every time
Tesco - I am embarrassed for them
More reasons to shop at Morrisons is also dire

The one for the Very Sure Alarms. All of them are annoying a hell!

The one where the woman goes on about her bulky pee pants. She then wears Tena pants and is able to go to a concert and sit on someone's shoulders (presumably while peeing into her non bulky tena pants.)

I like the "I've got the power!" Tesco man.

Obviously I don't like the obnoxious On The Beach family where the dad and son look like Bernard Manning.

Same here. Makes me want to vomit!

Skin A&E
We buy any car
Any advert for women's periods and incontinence stuff

Yes, that is gross.
There’s another one as well where she wears them so she can wee herself through her yoga class 🤮

The clearblue one where she’s like 2 days pregnant and her mate is all “I think I’m gonna cryyyyyy”

Isn't the phrase "nails on a blackboard" or something similar? Chalk on a blackboard isn't particularly annoying or irritating

Oh sorry just read the update!!!

Any advert that uses people in bare feet or with two hands round a mug to denote ‘being at home.’ Extra loathing for ‘vulnerable sleeves’.