What adverts are chalk on a blackboard for you.

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At the moment the Tesco ‘I’ve got the power’ makes me want to scream.

And the Google “allow me to re-introduce myself” with the fake “wows” “amazing” 🤢

What advert just gets on your nerves?

The McDonalds radio adverts. The shouty man sounds like he's a heavy smoker. In general all radio adverts are so cringey.

Yes and aren’t they all excited about these plans?

Agree with all of this.

Some blonde woman singing something like bibidi Bobbido boo. I think it's for collagen. It pops up continually on my reels.

I didn't know you had dandruff

YES! Every time it’s on I shout at the TV ‘but she doesn’t do the washing!’

and which mum on planet earth sits down to do finger painting with their kids in a crisp white wool jumper. Does. My. Head. In.

Missing the point of the thread but I really like the one with the middle aged black couple dancing together when preparing dinner while their daughter looks on in disgust. Think it is for a bank as the daughter adds some cash to her moving out account.

Yes! It's like they've won a free cruise or something! In fact if you approach your local authority, they will do a cremation for a fraction these companies charge provided you collect the ashes.

TV ads are the pits. So many of them are trying to get you to buy into a 'lifestyle' and most of them treat us like idiots or sheep.

The Omaze win a house ads with that stupendously smug woman with the weird affected accent swanning around the place like a Poundshop Julie Andrews.

I like this one too.

Who are ‘on the beech’ advertising too? It is so off putting,

Haven't seen it for a while, but that ad where Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford were sitting barefoot using some foot massager thing was pretty gross. It always seemed to be on when I was eating.

And the way she is dressed like a stepford wife. Not her at all. And the whole script is cringe. The ways she talks about Theodore and what she thinks, as if everyone knows her and who Theodore is!

That sodding Lucozade advert with the urban yoof playing basketball, etc. In the full 60-second version, there's a basketball team sharing a gym training session with a dance troupe rehearsal, with pounding lyrics from a song called Roll Call.

After I'd suffered silently through it for the first 20 times, I realised that when the second segment (focused on the dancers) starts, the tune exactly fits the opening lyrics from Only Fools And Horses - and now all I hear, every time, is a strongly-American-accented voice yelling, "Ah got haff-prahce cracked ahce, teevees, deep-freeze, David Bowie LPs..."

God the Dominos.

Im really careful to mute the adverts because there’s a dominos one every time (im watching something on channel 4) but the other day there was a cute hedgehog coming out of hibernation, so I was actually watching when I realised it was dominos. Aghhhhh I hate them so much

And the Tesco Power

Pet Plan with the soppy emotional music with the bloke collecting his dog from the vet, none other than Noel Fitzpatrick.

The chocolate one with child saying very slowly 'I'd like a bar of chocolate please'. I turn over every time it's on.

Can I add a radio one - the National Trust one where the woman repeats 'Dies summer surprise you' or something like that - makes no sense

There’s a relatively new one for Green Flag, which is on the radio every five minutes. Manages to be smug and ageist at the same time and no car rescue service ever arrives within an hour.

Definitely Graze and Tesco.

The Pot Noodle one with the donkey where the person just yeeeeelllls. They seem to have cut that a bit though.

Febreze plug-in "So fresh!" It smells bloody awful, why can't you just air your house by opening some windows? Plus it's badly dubbed.

We Buy Any Car. Aaaargh!

I'm sure adverts used to be better in the past, or at least there were quite a few good ones in among the dross.

"Too juicy for my nan, too juicy for my shark..." 😎

There are some good / OK adverts. I like the audible ones at the moment.

But the number of shit ones far exceed these.

Yes because all in white is time to get the craft paints out... bollocks.

I barely watch live TV and so miss most adverts. It truly annoys the fuck out of me that channels aimed at elderly/retired people showing gentle shows like Miss Marple or old repeats of 70s/80s favourites are crammed full of graphic charity ads. They are exploiting the goodwill of older people and should be banned.

I reckon Derek is having it with June and Rose and there's no awkward medical questions about my rancid cock.😁