What could you really do with right now?

[FridgeJenga]

A lovely long nap for me!

Feeling a bit delicate after a really good night out last night, so a nap would be amazing 😴

Same.
im cooking a Sunday dinner on a Saturday!
and already had the nap so just food and early night

Someone to decide what's for dinner and cook it. I had a nice lie in this morning, but I spent 2 hours hacking at stuff in the garden and now I'm sat down with a can of cider and CBA to get up. DH is sleeping as he had to work today, he got stuck out last night and only got home at lunchtime (lorry driver, away all week).

Somebody to tidy and clean my house from top to bottom. And do my laundry and ironing. I'm feeling a bit crap today for no obvious reason and cba to do anything. Crawling towards the end of term (teacher).

A big mac.

Certain people to get a move on and get stuff sorted.

A nice viognier

Bath and bed.

A Chinese takeaway and a night in but I’ve got to go out!

I’d also love a full on roast beef dinner please, if anyone’s that way inclined?

A better job

A knife to cut up my pizza

Sex

Really hot sex.

Someone to tell my neighbours that having a full on party in a terraced garden is taking the absolute piss!

A parasol. I'm sat in the garden at a funny angle with my hat half over my face trying to keep the sun off it.

My mum.

Which is really fucking pathetic as I'm 50 years old and she's been dead for 10 years.

What I really need is to get a grip.

A whole week off, without responsibilities. Can you imagine...

The sunshine.

It feels like the middle of bloody winter.

Ooh, this too please. DH has been away all week and is now sleeping and we have a house full of teenagers so won't get a chance to have a shag until about 2am! By which point I will be tired. I want it now! In an empty house so I can properly enjoy it.

A bottle of wine but I'm saving myself for next weekend

I could do with someone else to cook dinner this evening because I can't be arsed.

A nanny

To have popped into the takeaway on the walk I've just got back from and picked up a couple of portions of special fried rice.

A bug meal, that I don't have to cook abd a glass of wine.

What will probably actually happen is beans on toast. I'm on standby duty for work, so I can't drink alcohol.

A million bucks and a new body?