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Do self check out cameras add 20 years and 5 chins to anyone else?...

35 replies

AngelinaJowly · 09/07/2024 12:57

Assuming it's not just me 😬

I was in M&S, picking up a bottle of water on the way back from a lovely day out and I made the mistake of looking up and catching sight of myself on the security camera 😖😱

Honestly, I couldn't have cried. I was actually feeling pretty good about myself before then (for a change) as I'd been to the theatre and was a bit dressed up. Well, that didn't last long!

Do they have those aging filters or is this reality? In which case, could they add those youthful, less jowly filters?... 😂

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AngelinaJowly · 09/07/2024 12:58

*could've cried

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Thewolvesarerunningagain · 09/07/2024 13:03

Yes they are horrible!!!

35965a · 09/07/2024 13:05

They are certainly not flattering. The lighting and angle are absolutely awful.

TimeForMyMonthlyNameChange · 09/07/2024 13:05

They’re almost as bad as the mirrors at the hair dressers.

Hollythedogwalker · 09/07/2024 13:06

Yep, they’re notorious for it. My friend said there’s a lot of twitter threads dedicated to this subject. I never look at them!

OlympicDimples · 09/07/2024 13:11

Oh hell, yes!!

Sometimes I’m up at 4am for earlies at work, and calling into shops on the way home by midday.
Put it this way, what I saw on that camera could be used to scare children away from danger😱 I’m sure I let out a squawk of horror!
Tired, pale, exhausted face, eye bags, jowls, hang dog expression, hair maddened by the weather… and then I glanced at the camera…
Truly an evil idea.

Devilsmommy · 09/07/2024 13:13

Haggard Vampire is the look I'm apparently donning according to those evil cameras🤣

Purplecatshopaholic · 09/07/2024 13:33

Yes! I try to remember not to look. And wear large sunglasses, lol..

AngelinaJowly · 09/07/2024 13:46

@TimeForMyMonthlyNameChange Oh, they're the worst! I don't understand why all hairdressers don't invest in good mirrors and lighting. I sit there for hours every couple of months trying to avoid my reflection, which is obviously near impossible.

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Alphabet1spaghetti2 · 09/07/2024 13:55

All cameras lie! Just been looking at some recent photos my Dh took - no idea why he took a picture of a fat, grey haired, elderly woman…… I’m 21 for the record (for the third time!) next month and I will
not be dissuaded.

Westfacing · 09/07/2024 14:11

Honestly, I couldn't have cried. I was actually feeling pretty good about myself before then (for a change) as I'd been to the theatre and was a bit dressed up. Well, that didn't last long!

Yes, they're particularly cruel when you're feeling quite chipper Grin

Very early Sunday morning I did a bit of body maintenance - soak in the bath, hairwash, all over moisuriser, face serums, big bouncy blow dry with my trusty Babyliss turning thingy before heading off to have brunch with a friend. Called into the local Coop to buy the newspaper and glanced up at the screen and looked so dreadful I could have cried!

I muttered 'Oh, just f*ck off' under my breath, to no one in particular Smile

TheFormidableMrsC · 09/07/2024 14:16

AngelinaJowly · 09/07/2024 13:46

@TimeForMyMonthlyNameChange Oh, they're the worst! I don't understand why all hairdressers don't invest in good mirrors and lighting. I sit there for hours every couple of months trying to avoid my reflection, which is obviously near impossible.

Oh God yes, my hairdressers mirror is horrific and huge. The lighting is appalling . I look like an absolute hag in it. Yet I look at my hairdresser's reflection in it and she looks fine! So maybe I am in fact a hag 🙈.

Aldi self service till cameras are the work of the devil. Avoid.

Fudgetheparrot · 09/07/2024 14:25

Yes but weirdly the Asda ones make me look gorgeous? Always have to try not to admire myself too obviously!

Sondheimisademigod · 09/07/2024 15:07

They must use the same technology as the passport photo booths!

KikiShaLeeBopDeBopBop · 09/07/2024 15:21

Oh thank god,I thought I must have said bloody Mary 3x without realising

RivkaTheBold · 09/07/2024 15:25

Yes. I often think if I go missing and this is the last footage of me no one will recognise me Grin

RivkaTheBold · 09/07/2024 15:26

Well they better bloody not anyway.

MarisPiper92 · 09/07/2024 15:33

Whenever I catch sight of myself in the ones in Morrisons I always think that it should be accompanied by a headline saying "She may be armed and should not be approached under any circumstances".

TM1979 · 09/07/2024 15:37

Yeah they are awful. As are changing room mirrors and hair salon mirrors. Maybe it’s all mirrors or else it’s just me 😭

TheFormidableMrsC · 09/07/2024 15:40

Fudgetheparrot · 09/07/2024 14:25

Yes but weirdly the Asda ones make me look gorgeous? Always have to try not to admire myself too obviously!

Asda ones are not too bad!

I find H&M mirrors and M&S mirrors are hideous and I hate them. Absolutely horrific.

willowtolive · 09/07/2024 16:44

AngelinaJowly · 09/07/2024 13:46

@TimeForMyMonthlyNameChange Oh, they're the worst! I don't understand why all hairdressers don't invest in good mirrors and lighting. I sit there for hours every couple of months trying to avoid my reflection, which is obviously near impossible.

God this. Actually don't get highlights anymore because of it, too many hours staring at your self ! Awful

SagePenguin · 09/07/2024 16:49

TheFormidableMrsC · 09/07/2024 15:40

Asda ones are not too bad!

I find H&M mirrors and M&S mirrors are hideous and I hate them. Absolutely horrific.

M&S mirrors are deadly! I don't look at them, particularly the back view 😢

Sethera · 09/07/2024 16:51

No! I find them quite flattering! I'm absolutely hideous in real life 😃

TheFormidableMrsC · 09/07/2024 17:17

MarisPiper92 · 09/07/2024 15:33

Whenever I catch sight of myself in the ones in Morrisons I always think that it should be accompanied by a headline saying "She may be armed and should not be approached under any circumstances".

🤣🤣

thehousewiththesagegreensofa · 09/07/2024 17:35

Definitely! I now try and pull faces to see just how unattractive I can make myself look.