I’m not a terrible person but..

[Lelophants]

I do get a slight thrill when I close the elevator door before someone else gets in 😳 (think noisy group of people, not old ladies).

what else? Lighthearted please! Nothing to nasty!

*too

I get a real thrill when someone overtakes me (in a crazy way) and at the next traffic lights they are right in front so haven't got very far!

Haha that is very reasonable @Pieceofpurplesky !

I also love when the tailgate me and get rude and I just keep going the normal speed and sometimes I even smile.