Got the bad ick

[Olanabunny]

I have been chatting to a guy at work for a bit, flirting and whatnot. We met up this evening after work and had a couple of drinks. I decided to leave my car and him drive us back to mine where I was to cook for us.
We got in his car and OMG my vagina clamped shut, every cell in my body went dry.
He sat so close to the steering wheel that his belly was nearly touching it. I like a chubby guy so not a problem but he looked like a coach driver. I'm not sure if his legs are dead short or he's a weird shape or what. I was attracted to him before and I wouldn't say he was fat, just the way he had positioned his seat just made me sick.
We came in and I did tea, he loved it and he tried to get sexy but I can't get over how he was sat there just so weird. All upright and professional 6
Can't get over the ick of it

I'm sorry but 🤣🤣🤣 poor guy thinking he's in with a chance not realising his car seat posture fucked it all up before he even had chance to try his moves😆😆😆

I'm so sorry. For him and you. You can't unsee that. NEVER tell him why.

No return from the ick......

How strange!! Does he have short legs or bad vision or something?

He has fallen asleep on my couch.
I'm having to leave him there and go up to bed.
I cannot unsee how close to the windscreen he was haha them lil legs

What? Why don't you wake him and send him on his way? How will you get your car?

I actually burst out laughing WTAF... is there definitely no salvage? 😁
Fully grown men who don't drive give me the ick personally lol

For me it's thin legs. I can't bear them. They don't even have to be very thin, but if they're out of proportion with the body 🤢

I have no advice but I'm laughing so hard at the picture of the short legs! You're a brilliant storyteller, OP - I can just imagine this awful situation!

I've read a lot of ick threads (even the word makes me laugh) and The Way He Sits In The Driving Seat the first moment in a car with him is priceless 😂

But the ick is the ick. No coming back from it. No good ignoring it. What ever the reason. It will only grow.

The falling asleep on the sofa wouldn't impress me ......

Bad vision?! You can't just sit closer to the windscreen like it's a TV and hope this solves your myopia!

Never skip leg day. Never.

Oh no poor driving goblin man 🤣🤣

I want to know what happened! Did he try to get into bed with you? Did you give him the elbow?! We need closure!!😂

Is he still asleep on the sofa ?!?!?

It is the description of a coach driver that cracked me up laughing 😂

Possibly, if his legs were too short to get down!

While we're waiting for OP - my earliest case of ick was when a tall hansom young soldier i went out with for the first time kissed me and he tasted vaguely of beans. Baked beans.

He hadn't had any beans for at least 12 hours because i'd been with him all day

Couldn't be doing with that.

😂

I've got the ick from how someone drives. This guy was the slowest driver ever. Whatever he saw on the road signs, he'd do ten or fifteen miles under it. And I'm not talking about winding country lanes. I'm talking about normal straight roads where going that slowly means keeping several cars hostage behind you.

He was doing this on 30 roads - deciding he fancied doing 18. He was trying to talk to me but I couldn't concentrate for seeing the number on the dash and the dilatory progress we were making.

It was embarrassing to even be his passenger. I just couldn't hold up traffic like that. It's so selfish, all for the aim of saving a few pennies in fuel!

I don't have a lot of money myself but I couldn't look myself in the face if I treated other road users like that. Just bloody GOOO!!

Love an ick thread. The opposite of the ick also exists, where things that should make you run a mile just wash over you because you're so into the person.