Thread 54 Sunak: On His Majesty's Secret Curtice., Polling Night Special

[RishisLeavingDo]

It's time

Big swing in Burton to Labour.

Just woken up.

Very pleased with what I can see!

Any news on Braverman yet? 🤞

Corbyn wins?

Corbyn has held his seat.

I’m still listening to the irritating woman in the hat drone on.

Corbyn holds on.

Corbyn wins Islington North

Tit.

WHat's the prediction for SB? I've missed out on that news.

I am pleased for Corbyn, Clayton's up scared

Oh noooo, Clacton up now

Farage wins.

Fuck off Clacton

Toad gets a job

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck you cunt faced frog

Quite a few east mids constituencies have gone red

Well. He finally did it. Shit.

And the most deprived constituency in the country elects... the most depraved candidate in the country

Idiots falling for this grifter

Still, now he has to spend his Fridays in Clacton for 5 years which he specifically said he didn’t want to. Hope it rains every week and seagulls shit repeatedly in his head while stealing his chips.

Tosser

Braverman expected to hold

Thank you. This makes me feel a lot better! What an arse.

Maybe he be can be the tourist attraction