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When labour get in, sales of Penis beakers will rocket!

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equisetum · 04/07/2024 08:20

All those 'women with penises' are going to need one too.

For anyone new to mn, penis beaker is in Classics

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DustyLee123 · 04/07/2024 08:22

Penis beaker manufacturers now running out to vote Labour 🤣🤣

Ginisatonic · 04/07/2024 08:24

🥱

slashlover · 04/07/2024 08:24

What are you on about? Grow up.

You realise that the total number of penises won't increase? In fact, if surgery happens, then they'll decrease?

equisetum · 04/07/2024 08:26

slashlover · 04/07/2024 08:24

What are you on about? Grow up.

You realise that the total number of penises won't increase? In fact, if surgery happens, then they'll decrease?

🤣🤣🤣

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equisetum · 04/07/2024 08:27

DustyLee123 · 04/07/2024 08:22

Penis beaker manufacturers now running out to vote Labour 🤣🤣

Brilliant 😂

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slashlover · 04/07/2024 08:28

equisetum · 04/07/2024 08:26

🤣🤣🤣

Well, you seem like a mature adult.

equisetum · 04/07/2024 08:30

slashlover · 04/07/2024 08:28

Well, you seem like a mature adult.

Absolutely! I know what a woman is and she sure doesn't have a penis!

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slashlover · 04/07/2024 08:31

And you can't make a point without all the penis beaker crap? You're acting like a child.

StankyMeg · 04/07/2024 08:32

🙌

equisetum · 04/07/2024 08:33

slashlover · 04/07/2024 08:31

And you can't make a point without all the penis beaker crap? You're acting like a child.

In your opinion, which of course you are entitled to. As am I thanks!

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Andthereitis · 04/07/2024 08:37

They'll make penis beakers in girly colours perhaps.

ssd · 04/07/2024 08:39

What a boring thread.

If thats the worst thing you can say about labour, I'm glad i voted for them.

slashlover · 04/07/2024 08:40

Ah, AS is enlightening.

ForCheekyOpalAnt · 04/07/2024 08:42

I googled Penis beaker and found the MN thread! Thank you! I needed that laugh this morning.

Churchview · 04/07/2024 08:52

This kind of thoughtful discourse is why I'm on Mumsnet.

HarpQuartet · 04/07/2024 09:05

Well you made me laugh @equisetum

Dobest · 04/07/2024 09:08

And tomorrow will be Bumsex Friday.

equisetum · 04/07/2024 09:09

HarpQuartet · 04/07/2024 09:05

Well you made me laugh @equisetum

Thank you, it is clearly a bit of light relief, although you'll always get the offended, who can choose to scroll on by!

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