What did you write in the last WhatsApp message you sent

[Eastie77Returns]

Because it's Friday and I'm slightly bored.

My last message reads: "It's really up to you what you do next"

"Absolute tool of a man. Think he got out the wrong side of the bed this morning and hit the wall"

Me shamelessly bitching about one colleague to another. This is actually one of my nicer messages about him. He really is awful😖

Coast's clear, hubby not back for another couple hours, bring the you know what ;-p

joke

'Tell them to fuck off'

He does Monday too

In reference to which night DS does Beavers

Yes. It’s all over I just wish my body would realise and let go x

I’m going to miss the sprint 😤

‘Yay! Thank you for going back! ‘

Nearly home from a walk where we saw magnificent red poppies with taller lilac ones mixed in, I realised my cardigan was no longer tied round my waist. DH walked 45 minutes back - I dropped my cardigan at the furthest point from home….

"Wordle in 2. Ha ha, suckers!!"

'A bit breezy then, but absolutely gorgeous'

In response to photos from DD who is on holiday in Greece with a friend.

The yacht you are.standing in front of by the 4x4!

Partner and son are on holiday and posing in the marina 😃

I quite like the ukulele too. But can you imagine 30x eight year olds learning at the same time, the teachers deserve a medal 😂

Am so jealous of your husband!

I've picked you up a big olive oil

"Yes, that was shit!"

Referring to Georgie's butterfly on the Great British Sewing Bee - sorry Georgie!

To an anxious friend doing something challenging tomorrow for charity

You are awesome.
I hope you sleep tonight.

Maybe your pants are all down the back of your wardrobe? I shoved a big pile of washing in there down the back when I was in a mood. 😆

Bloody hell Paul Heaton can bloody sing

(Glastonbury related as he's on the telly to my sister as we've just bought tickets for his new tour)

“I’m a fuckwit”

Our daughter has fallen asleep with her fist grasping my hair, so I was answering my husband when he asked why I had let that happen.

Pink top, green shorts and looking slightly frazzled!

'But how spicy is the Chakalaka?'.

My dd is ill and we were taking about her dinner.

It's mild btw 😂

Thank you for being you.

To my husband who has been my tower of strength and reason recently.

‘See you Sunday, arsehole’ to my best mate

"Now that will DEFINITELY be in your eulogy". Chatting to my aunt who has terminal cancer but is organising her affairs in the time she has left, including what she wants said at her funeral 🙂❤️. So brave.

Say hi to the doggies and their people! ❤️❤️

Which is in fact true