What did you write in the last WhatsApp message you sent

[Eastie77Returns]

Because it's Friday and I'm slightly bored.

My last message reads: "It's really up to you what you do next"

“Why are you always such a Nob lord?”

to my manager.

See you in Giovannis (best coffee in Cambridge bar none).

Mine was "Not entirely sure, but I assume it's largely down to the fact that she's thick as fucking cheese."

No.

Oh bloody hell! You need to go home to bed! 🤣

Sounds fantastic (Ds sent a short recording of a music rehearsal)

“You loving the WhatsApp updates?! Should be called TwatsApp 🤣”

sent to husband because class WhatsApp is absolutely overflowing with inanities and shit no one else needs to know.

Leave the washing. I'll just get clean then I'll pop down and do it for you xx

One off price.

Oh fantastic. I'll let you know when we're moving so that (if it's OK with you) you can ferry it over the weekend following?

My DH is moving dementia homes and the new one hasn't a tv in his room. My DS has a spare which he is handing over.

‘He looks massive’ - disclaimer: not talking about a willy

"Thanks love. There's a big space where she used to be."

About Ddog who went over the rainbow bridge on Monday 💔

"Tried ringing you several times but you don't have signal I guess. I can't get you to school any faster than the bus, sorry."

Yes, I have a teenager. The bus was running approx 20 minutes late. He did squeak into school 1 minute before the gate shut so all was not lost.

Cheese and Onion please and can you get me a Frys Chocolate creme if they have them xxx

He’s a big lad isn’t he…
(about a friends dog)!

Cheers

"Just 30 then"

Had picked up some shopping for my brother

’Love this 😂😂

In response to a photo i was sent

aw thanks honey, what you say sounds so positive. I defo feel like it's the right time. I'm excited to get started. Yes look forward to seeing you Sun, I enjoyed our lunch today x

context I had lunch with a friend and told her I was starting counselling to work through some issues.

Totally agree Chocolately

Last text 'keep it iced; I have wine'

I am in a long slow queue for the tip.

You all wanted to know that, didn't you?

"Oh my God, that is the best news. You've just made my year. I will see you next week to celebrate kicking that bastard's arse in style🍾 So fucking chuffed xx Love to (his wife's name), I bet you are both over the moon xx"

In response to a friend from work who messaged to tell me that as of today, he is officially cancer free. I'm so fricking happy for him.

Love you too dad xx

(I'm so lucky I still can do this, I get it every day at some point in the day and it always makes me smile)

Yes!! A big costume! School have said to hold on for now, but I’ll have to start researching! 😳

Smelly twats