What did you write in the last WhatsApp message you sent

[Eastie77Returns]

Because it's Friday and I'm slightly bored.

My last message reads: "It's really up to you what you do next"

"I'm just down" I was walking to meet my ex to collect the kids off him

"I'm sorry about the difficult situation you're in"
to a friend with marriage problems

@DoneAdulting I'm sorry you've been made redundant!

apparently if you put tuna or some smelly fish in the back of the carrier they'll go in

Let's not bother if the weather Iis still shit.

"What was the name of those burgers again?"

Me to DD the day after she had hosted a BBQ...the veggie burgers were delicious.

The snap frames are doing my head in.

Happy Friday. I'm now off til 8 July and sitting on sofa eating ice cream and watching Trump v Biden debate. Happy days x

‘i am on hold with the bank. Can’t listen to your voice note.’

Oh no, so sorry. Were you expecting this?

Morning. Love you too xxxxx.

To my Dad who texts me and my siblings every morn to say he loves us.

What an utter shambles that debate was. Biden's team should have advised him to postpone as aside from the incoherent muttering he just sounded really sick.

"Anyway I'm having you as soon as you get home"

"Omg I love that feeling. I need some of that"

"It was always love for those two"

Under a photo of my DS when he was a baby with our (now very elderly dog) gazing at each other adoringly...

"You're such a dick"

To my bestie who's taking the piss out of me for something. Our relationship is 24/7 abuse hahaha.

I’m still in my nightie xx

Its says this video is too big to email, how do I send it?

Wordle score to my dad

"Slay" (I only write that to my DCs)

A picture of some chipped paint on the bonnet of the car I'm borrowing and 'Did you always have this bit of paint like this? I can't remember.'

Fortunately, it was already like that! I was really worried that it had got damaged on my watch.

"Only my kid could put a kippah on mogs head 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣". Complete with picture of said spectacle.

This was my 11 year old son who went to a Jeiwsh museum today, and class dojo was updated with pictures... mine takes a mog the cat Teddy everywhere he possibly can (yes, he's autistic!). Cracked me up! It's just so typically him!

We sent off our postal vote yesterday.

Begovic has gone.

“ Splendid”

It was to my GS’s flatmate after he made a really funny joke about me. I told him he was truly a son of mine.