Where should we put the seagull chick?

[goingtohellinahandcart]

We have a very young seagull chick come down off a neighbours roof, it doesn't appear injured so local wild bird group won't come and get but it keeps coming on our front garden and we are getting divebombed or shit on by the parents and are having to keep our dcat in.
They recommend putting it on a flat roof but we don't have one so looking at 2 possible options

1: One of our neighbours parked an old decrepit camper van in the car park where it takes up at least 2 of the limited parking spaces a year ago and haven't moved it since

or

2: Neighbours at the back, any sunny weekend they are out with power tools/angle grinders/hammers drills etc so we with our next door neighbour are thinking of putting it on the flat roof of one of their many sheds (we can reach it from the fence) and let them deal with it

What do you lot think

Shame there aren’t two chicks as both your options sound deserving of the honour.

option 2 for now.

Bird seed at a later date on option 1. 🤣

I’d say no.2. He’s ruining the odd few shafts of sunlight that we’re allowed on this miserable island.

Poor chick. What would be best for the chick? (rather than seeing this as an opportunity to piss off your neighbours)

probably the camper van, it's higher and the local cats would probably find it harder to get to

but I can dream of pissing off the neighbours at the back😀

Well chick is still and neighbours number 2 already have the tools out🙄

Same here since 8.30, others will join in soon. All day. One has the loudest power tools known to man - he must have purposely sought them out - and he will use them all day. When his lawn is cut within inches of its life, he will start with his saw.

and in the evening we have firepit/loud music

2 definitely

Well dh just got attacked by one of the parents as he walked to the car, drew blood