What would be your absolute dream job?

[CocoapuffPuff]

Forget your abilities and qualifications (or lack of them) and any time and financial limitations. What job would you do if you could do absolutely anything in the world?

I'd work in an animal sanctuary looking after elephants. I know stuff all about looking after elephants but that's my dream.

Organising music festivals!

Midwife

Elephant carer would be amazing.

I'd take "helping establish a population of small furry woodland creatures in a beautiful forest, principally (but not limited to) through hand-feeding"

Or, failing that, "solving cryptic crosswords at £1,000 each in the name of science"

Or coffee taster. Perhaps in conjunction with the baked goods industry, to find the optimal combination of biscuit and hot drink. For the good of humanity.

Neuroscientist

Landscape architect

Novelist

The one I have. Wouldn't change a thing.

Backing singer

I'd do what I'm already doing! Dog boarding in my own home. I am currently surrounded by 7 adorable sleeping dogs. I'm my own boss. And the money is good too.

I'm not sure how many elephants snoring on my sofa I could fit in, but I'd be willing to give it a go.