And to add insult to injury, it was totally grey, wiry and SPLIT (like seriously gnarly).
Why has this happened?
How did it get that long without me noticing?
Will I get others?
Am I actually a yeti?
Why my collarbone? Are hairy collarbones a thing?
Seriously, WTF?
Am comfortably into my 40s. Is this normal? Is this just life now? I really need to know.
Send help!