Murders, Robberies, and assaults eliminated in England

[SerendipityJane]

After successfully tackling all crime in England, police are now free to sort out the real problems facing todays society.

A bus will be touring the country with that on the side very soon, I imagine. What an achievement ! Makes you wonder if there's anything that can't be fixed ?

I imagine we don't need 999 operators for police anymore. Just use the "CopaLot" app.

https://www.theguardian.com/education/article/2024/may/19/schools-england-police-homes-absent-pupils

It's a pity that police welfare checks and things like wanting to protect a child involved in County Lines are being lumped in with a lack of SEND funding.

I mean, people do want vulnerable children who could be the victims of abuse or worse being looked for rather than ignored or offrolled because nobody's seen or heard from the kid for the last two years (despite trying to contact the parents by email, phone and by going to the recorded address to try to make sure they're there and safe/alive).

Jail the parents???

Empty threat....our jails are FULL!

Yeah, let's force these kids into schools. Let teachers deal with the fallout. Let's not ask why these kids are avoiding school in the first place.

JHC on a motorbike.