well R U?

[friendsRus]

Are u?

That's fair enough

Ohhh, so soft!

That's quite nice, actually ...

am totally confused.... read a dew of the posts and someone asked ' who is ann summers?' well im a party organiser for ann summers does that count???? am very confused, am i just thick?????

It only counts if you're not interested in eating the alpaca, the llama and the duck.

Not interested in eating the alpaca or the llama (noses too strokable) but can't promise about the duck. What do you look like crispy and aromatic, Duck?

huggy bear the whole point is there is NO point

thats okay then, i can talk about nothing for hours!!

Eeeeeeeeeek!

Phew! Good job I had the weevils on my head. Just got to get the ringmaster to whip the duck poo off them now.

All done!

Ignore the duck, just keep stroking ...

Niiiiiiiiiice ...

Just behind the ears ... ooooh, there ...

First aid for the alpaca ...

No, my plan worked! Roast alpaca anyone?

Just kidding, Alpaca. Come here and I'll tickle under your chin.

You think I'm coming anywhere near you again, hunker, and you have another think coming

Did they get away, hunkermunker, or were they breakfast this morning?

Still got the leftovers, WWB. Want some?

Good job I was wearing shinpads though. Foresight is all when dealing with Alpacas.