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well R U?

546 replies

friendsRus · 01/01/2005 01:21

Are u?

OP posts:
beansprout · 02/01/2005 21:43

Just plug the kangaroo into the mains. Battery operated rabbits will be a thing of the past.

wobblystarryknicks · 02/01/2005 21:43

there would be a recharge point in each cubicle

hunkermunker · 02/01/2005 21:43

Won't the cages vibrate?

beansprout · 02/01/2005 21:44

Or, wire a mule into the national grid.

wobblystarryknicks · 02/01/2005 21:44

hm - yes they would, but some people like to have their personal pet too

warmmum · 02/01/2005 21:44

rabbit, rabbit rabbit. Don't plug it into the mains.

tillykins · 02/01/2005 21:45

but plugging into the mains??? What if there is a power failure? Or a power surge...

am I banned?

kangasantamummy · 02/01/2005 21:45

if they vibrated everyone could enjoy the experience

warmmum · 02/01/2005 21:45

Ouch

wobblystarryknicks · 02/01/2005 21:46

tk - its only to recharge it, I don't recommend plugging it in while its in use

hunkermunker · 02/01/2005 21:46

Did Chas and Dave just start posting on this thread?

hunkermunker · 02/01/2005 21:46

Weehee!

beansprout · 02/01/2005 21:46

They have a resistor that counters the extra voltage.

wobblystarryknicks · 02/01/2005 21:49

Ok, I've got the plans drawn up for 400 new insanity cubicles (i'm expecting more recruits) and some mole builders getting the foundations done. Each one will have a bed, a rabbit, mains power and there will be room service for food and changing of Tena pads. Each of you will be provided with 5 other items of your choice - what'll it be?

tillykins · 02/01/2005 21:49

rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit etc etc

warmmum · 02/01/2005 21:50

Pair of gorgeous shoes.

wobblystarryknicks · 02/01/2005 21:51

You can have 5 pairs if you like!

kangasantamummy · 02/01/2005 21:51

brill WSK I will give my choice some thought

tillykins · 02/01/2005 21:51

You got a beatiful chin,
You got beautiful skin,
You got a beautiful face,
You got taste

You got beautiful eyes,
You got beautiful thighs,
You got a lot, without a doubt,
But I'm thinkin' bout blowin you out,

Cos, you won't stop talking,
Why don't you give it a rest?
You got more rabbit than sainsburys
Its time you got it off your chest
Now you was just the kind of girl to break my heart in 2 CHORUS
I knew right off when I first met my eyes on you
But how was I to know you'd break my ear holes too,
with your excessive talking,
you're becoming a PEST,

rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.....(repeat)

Now your a wonderful girl,
you got a wonderful smell,
you got wonderful arms,
you got charms

You got wonderful hair,
We make a wonderful pair,
No I don't mind havin' a chat....
But, you have to keep givin' it that,

(chorus) rabbit, rabbit, rabbit (repeat)

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warmmum · 02/01/2005 21:52

I assume they can all be different....

hunkermunker · 02/01/2005 21:52

A weevil display case with a biscuit to mount it on, please.

wobblystarryknicks · 02/01/2005 21:52

PMSL tk!!!

wobblystarryknicks · 02/01/2005 21:53

warmmum - yes they can. hm - ok.....and the other 4 things?

tillykins · 02/01/2005 21:53
warmmum · 02/01/2005 21:53

She's such a charmer