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well R U?

546 replies

friendsRus · 01/01/2005 01:21

Are u?

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warmmum · 02/01/2005 22:33

Have all the cheesecake you like and we'll give the llama a hankerchief to spit into.

What about the duck though? Would you forgive me for eating it??

llama · 02/01/2005 22:35

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

warmmum · 02/01/2005 22:36

Poor thing. Have been called away by dh - good night.

DuckyDaddles · 02/01/2005 22:37

Heeellllllpppppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

DuckyDaddles · 02/01/2005 22:38

Please don't eat me .... aaaaaagh

llama · 02/01/2005 22:39

and don't chop me up!!!

DuckyDaddles · 02/01/2005 22:39

Oi, Llama, I thought you said they were veggie here?

Squawwwwwwwk

DuckyDaddles · 02/01/2005 22:40

Get that mad mother off me!

DuckyDaddles · 02/01/2005 22:40

Squawwwwk! Bock bock bock bock

llama · 02/01/2005 22:41

They're cruel to helpless insane animals here - stay away!!!!

DuckyDaddles · 02/01/2005 22:42

Nooooooo!

Let me out!

Aaaarghhhh

jollymum · 02/01/2005 22:42

Well that's it-now I can sleep at night. WTF is that song? Can I just say my my dh is out tonight, he plays in a band and compared to him that sing is Madonna re the school choir. I'm bloody singing it now, so much for my seduction techniques. How can I hope to convince him to conceive another child with that llama, ankles, cheese and that child looking so sad song?

THANK YOU THANK YOU .........you are weirder than my husband's band people and they are OMG weird. If fact, we went to the bass guitarist's wedding {his first one that is} and we had two of the kids with us. The bridegroom was in complete fetish gear, rubber suit etc {very sexy) and the best man was in a dress, with a beard. My first Ds is from another marriage and I had weeks of appalling dreams of him saying that Mummy took me to a lovely wedding where the men had makeup and had dresses! I have since found out that he, bassist not Dh is on marriage No2, (the girl used to share a flat with him and his wife 'cos the girls were best friends and the marital bed) and that they do home porno videos to sell to the public, I think. OMG, am I just boring or what? They're not spring chickens BTW, they're all way above 30 and tonight's it's the singers birthday and he's 40 FFS! MMMMMN, new thread coming up here, I feel..?

DuckyDaddles · 02/01/2005 22:45

Help us, jollymum, they're trying to eat us!

DuckyDaddles · 02/01/2005 22:45

Pleeaaaaaase stop them!

kangasantamummy · 02/01/2005 22:46

jollymum

My wedding was like that but all the guests were dressed like that too

llama · 02/01/2005 22:47

I don't want to be a handbag!!!

DuckyDaddles · 02/01/2005 22:53

I don't want to be pate!

llama · 02/01/2005 22:54

i don't want to be burnt!!!

DuckyDaddles · 02/01/2005 22:55

I don't want my beak shoved there!

llama · 02/01/2005 22:56

I don't want things poked at me or in me!!!

DuckyDaddles · 02/01/2005 22:56

PLEASE help the animals!

llama · 02/01/2005 22:56

I want to liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!

DuckyDaddles · 02/01/2005 22:56

Kanga, if they think you're a real kangaroo, they'll start on you next ... we have to unite and stave off the animal killers!

DuckyDaddles · 02/01/2005 22:57

Where's the vegetarian? She'll help us ...

kangasantamummy · 02/01/2005 22:58

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo