well R U?

[friendsRus]

Are u?

beanspout did she have it in her box with her or was it you

bs - if this is sanity the world is about to end!!!

WSK I think there are some extra insaniacs here for us to play with

don't you?

It was me, but please don't mention it to the gerbil, who currently has "issues" in that department.

I have two hamsters.

ksm - the asylum is filling up - hahahaha - shall I start installing new gerbil cages??

HM - actually you don't, as I have just been to your house, but you do now own a compensatory jelly. HTH.

Shit, Beansprout - I'm expressing milk at the mo

I think we need different sized ones for

hamsters

gerbils

rabbits

kangaroos

anything else?

Where did all the elastic go?

Hm, don't worry, the mule doesn't have its ears pierced.

I think we need some more cages for our new recruits ... it's like the Hotel California here, you can check out any time you like ...

but you can never leave

I've got a possum sized one if anyone wants similar

KSM - one for the mule, if you please.

Wallabies? I have some of those too. Oh feck, no I don't - Beansprout was that you again? I've got an amphibious landing craft in the back garden now. At least let me put my boob away before you do switches.

Can I have a parking permit please? My space hopper has a slow puncture.

Have a toffee.

You have to write your own permit bs, then give it to me or bunglie and we will endorse it with dribble

I wonder where we should put them all

perhaps stacked up or hanging over mumsnet towers

You ought to be able to stack them (a little like the stacking acrobats ds has)

KSM - they should all be stacked up like a japanese business hotel

Well?

WSK brill idea with own tv and little door

Yep - perfect!!!

then the rabbit could be rechargeable and save on batteries because i am always running mine down