well R U?

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Are u?

tears are rolling down my face, dont have the energy to read the whole thread but its great, should keep it for posterity or those gloomy gloomy nights when SAD threads do your head in

Or you could mainline it if you can get the gerbil fur out of the syringe?

hmm am really getting interested in tea and biscuit roll ups. sounds ideal for a lightweight like me

[runs to kitchen cupboard very optimistically]

bbs - I could but my hard spiny exterior does not lend itself to frequent injections

dg - if I ever read this again I'll end up sat on a bus station humming Wombles tunes to myself and talking to the moths

dg - you mean this thread hasn't done your head in?

Wibble ... whimper ... moan

Tis a shame wobbly, it's the best natural high there is. Few lines of hamster anyone?

ROFL PMSL LMAO etc etc etc

I'm not talking to the moths. Damn them I say.

no cos i've only skimmed it. Am off my head enough as it is tonight, they will be caring me away in a straight jacket if i read anymore

The moths are my friends - they bring me moonshine and pixie feet

I'm frightened of moths ...

well my moths do my washing up if i ask them very nicely. so there [sticks tongue out emoticon]

Moth moonshine is ripped off from the ants. Woe betide you if the ants find you drinking it.

I'm really, really, honestly frightened of moths. And butterflies

What about ants Wiggy? Make them your friends...

oh dear. we shall have to refrain from the M word and B* words...

I like ants ... they're my friends

bbs - the ants are evil, I will fight them on the beaches.....

No ... the moths are bad, take them away!

Tis best Wiggy, for they are creatures with a dark side.

wsk going through a purple prose phrase

you'll be mainlining cigars next

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Ants are evil, you should see the state of my spider.

I'm a creature on the dark side too. I think ...