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well R U?

546 replies

friendsRus · 01/01/2005 01:21

Are u?

OP posts:
WigWamBam · 01/01/2005 23:12

Does the packaging count as low carb?

wobblystarryknicks · 01/01/2005 23:15

Packaging is high carb but fat free

WigWamBam · 01/01/2005 23:15

This thread has blown a fuse in my circuitry
Brains have scrambled
Brains have scrambled

WigWamBam · 01/01/2005 23:16

I can't cope with this any more ... where are the nice men in their white coats?

Can I have some sedatives please?

Mummmeeeeeee

WigWamBam · 01/01/2005 23:17

Hellllllppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

FeastofStevenmom · 01/01/2005 23:18

ah but would they be high or low carb? would it depend if they were tablets or injection?

wobblystarryknicks · 01/01/2005 23:18

I WANT SOME HIGH CARB TRANQUILISERS - PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

WigWamBam · 01/01/2005 23:19
FeastofStevenmom · 01/01/2005 23:19

who's on gerbil cage duty this week?

WigWamBam · 01/01/2005 23:19

Wibble

wobblystarryknicks · 01/01/2005 23:20

what's a gerbil?

WigWamBam · 01/01/2005 23:20

Where's my tablets?

wobblystarryknicks · 01/01/2005 23:21

wwb - look, here come the men in lab coats - they'll strap you down and inject you repeatedly until you pass out, don't worry

WigWamBam · 01/01/2005 23:21

It's a flower, isn't it? A pretty, non-threatening flower ...

Where's the nurse?

brusselbeansprouts · 01/01/2005 23:21

I've just mainlined a gerbil but I think I might regret that in the morning...

WigWamBam · 01/01/2005 23:22

Someone put me out of my misery, pleeeeease

wobblystarryknicks · 01/01/2005 23:23

I'm trying to make a roll-up out of a tea bag - is that wrong??

brusselbeansprouts · 01/01/2005 23:24

It isn't wrong but you really should get the consent of the gerbil first.

WigWamBam · 01/01/2005 23:24

Too surreal, too surreal ... I just disappearedup my own weirdness ...

DelGirl · 01/01/2005 23:26

cant read all this, will end up having nightmares, but lol at mainlined the gerbil . the world has gone bonkers

FeastofStevenmom · 01/01/2005 23:27

shuddering at the thought of mainlining a gerbil.

am intrigued about tea roll ups = we talking just tea, or tea and narcotics?

wobblystarryknicks · 01/01/2005 23:27

dg - you're a stronger woman than me not having nightmares from it already!!!

......the muppets are approaching!!!!

WigWamBam · 01/01/2005 23:27

Welcome to our world, dg

WigWamBam · 01/01/2005 23:29

Nooooo not the muppets ...

Here comes my 19th nervous breakdown ....

wobblystarryknicks · 01/01/2005 23:29

mts - you squash a tea bag to make a roll-up, fill it with squashed digestive biscuits and smoke it

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