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What is the cheekiest thing someone has asked of you?

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Conniebygaslight · 15/05/2024 17:46

There have been many but reading on another thread about the CFery of a school mum reminded me of a time when my DC were at primary.
A mum asked if I’d mind picking her DC up from school and taking them to another school a few miles away where they were competing in an intersports thing. My DC were competing too so I agreed assuming she was working.
When we got there, said mum was already there in the front row with her DH & DPs. I asked what was going on, she replied that they wanted a good seat and parking so didn’t want to wait until their DC finished school so they could get their first. I was absolutely stunned…I still laugh at the audacity of this years later🤣🤣

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cleanasawhistle · 16/05/2024 15:32

I do a hobby one evening a week a few miles away.
A friend sent a message saying she had signed her daughter into a club in the same town as my hobby.
The daughter would need a lift to and from club so she was sorry but I would be late for my hobby and have to also leave it early...

My reply was NO.

Many years ago I was working in a shop with a very close friend.
We did opposite shifts so when my friend was working I would help her out with childcare.
I was living with my boyfriend at the time.
He attacked me so I had to move out etc.
Managed to get a week off work to sort things out.

My friend put her name down for most of my extra shifts because she needed the money.
She expected me to do all the free childcare while she was at work

Aliflowers · 16/05/2024 15:33

Some of these are truly out there.

Mine is pretty tame in comparison but makes me laugh when I think of it. We have a parents whatsapp for our childrens primary school classes. My oldest DD, one of the mammys sent out a whatsapp to the group suggesting everyone contribute £10 towards an end of year/baby gift as the class teacher was going on maternity in the summer and if everyone contributed we could get her a nice gift/voucher instead of a pile of smaller things. Great idea and lots of agreeing consensus from other parents on the group. Not 5 mins later she messaged me directly to ask if I could actually organise the money collection and purchasing the gift because well she was really busy and hadnt the time to do it. Not sure why she picked me over 20 other people but I informed her just as quickly that Id already purchased a gift and wouldnt be involved in said collection.

Cowhen · 16/05/2024 15:37

Louise303 · 16/05/2024 15:04

So cheeky I had an encounter last Christmas with a very weird woman getting some lovely new beauty items free. Her teenage daughter responded and when they turned up it was the mum the teen and two other daughters. I gave the items the teen was polite but the mum said what about my other girls they need something also. I replied that I only had what I advertised for free on olio she was giving dirty looks and told me in an aggressive way to go in my house and find something for her other daughters. The teen was embarrassed I had to tell the mum that she was on camera and I would ring the police if she did not get out of my garden.

WTF? How do these people exist?

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Sharontheodopolodous · 16/05/2024 15:49

I'll risk sticking my head up again

Years ago my parents had me,then my brother

My mother,not knowing she'd have more than one baby (3 stillbirths then me and was told she'd never have one baby let alone 2 at this point) had got rid of all my baby equipment

So when she 'caught' on with my brother,she re-bought everything

Just after my brother had grown out of everything,my aunt fell pregnant with twins

She asked my mother if she could borrow my brothers stuff-the idea being,she'd buy another set but it would save her money in only having to buy one set of everything,rather than two-but would give it all back,once finished with,so my mother could either have another baby (which seemed unlikely at the time) or sell it herself to re-coup some of the cost

Her then boyfriend and the waste of space,pisshead of a father beat her up and pushed her down the stairs

She ended up giving birth to very prem twins-it really was touch and go if one would survive,let alone both-they where the size of barbie dolls at birth

Very sadly,twin 1 died at 4 days-twin 2 went from strength to strength and made it (now a married mum herself)

Aunt hadn't got round to buying most of the second stuff she needed as it she was about 7 months and my family seem to believe its unlucky to buy things in early,so just used my brothers stuff

My mother then fell with surprise twins herself (my younger brothers) and asked aunt for my other brothers stuff back as the same idea being she would only have to buy one lot of baby stuff herself

Aunt then shamefully told her she'd sold the lot-not a blanket left as 'you where told you'd never have one baby,let alone 4!'

The only reason my mother still speaks to her is the loss of twin 1 and the fact my aunt was a skint single mum at the time but almost 35 years on,she's still fuming

Pixilicious1 · 16/05/2024 16:09

TargetPractice11 · 16/05/2024 13:30

Prick at work who was equal to me in seniority and job title would ask me to take notes for him at meetings, print them and leave them on his chair.

I hope you told him where to go!

Newtrix · 16/05/2024 16:11

Conniebygaslight · 15/05/2024 17:46

There have been many but reading on another thread about the CFery of a school mum reminded me of a time when my DC were at primary.
A mum asked if I’d mind picking her DC up from school and taking them to another school a few miles away where they were competing in an intersports thing. My DC were competing too so I agreed assuming she was working.
When we got there, said mum was already there in the front row with her DH & DPs. I asked what was going on, she replied that they wanted a good seat and parking so didn’t want to wait until their DC finished school so they could get their first. I was absolutely stunned…I still laugh at the audacity of this years later🤣🤣

That is bloody brilliant 🤣 You think she'd have kept you a seat!

fridgegrazer · 16/05/2024 16:26

VaddaABeetch · 16/05/2024 15:05

His reasoning was @fridgegrazer that I live alone in a 3 bedroom house.

Neighbour rents house with 2 other lads so no room there. His Bro & Family were moving from abroad & has no money for rent so they could move in with me. Simples

He argued with me when I said no. I have 2 empty bedrooms his brother Needs somewhere to live. So what’s my problem.

Edited

What breathtaking entitlement!

ExhaustedHousewife · 16/05/2024 16:32

A "friend" asked if I could have her dd after school because she had to work.As she was asking me,her dd piped up"mummy you told work you were poorly this morning" turns out,she wanted an afternoon with her new man.This was only one instance in many that her poor dd was palmed off on people.

SinnerBoy · 16/05/2024 16:47

My SiL From Hell phoned to order (not ask) me to do a 120 mile round trip to collect a free hamster cage. I asked her for diesel money and she told me not to be a selfish cunt. I told her, calmly and politely, that I wasn't going to do it, she screamed and swore at me some more.

I have a wealth of similar stories...

Whatsmyusername1235 · 16/05/2024 16:51

honeylulu · 16/05/2024 09:53

These other scenarios I think I've posted about before.

When my eldest was at nursery I was chatting to one of the mums I was friendly with whose son was a year younger. I mentioned it was my sons birthday soon and I was thinking of having a little tea party for some of his nursery friends. She said "oh great, I need to do some decorating so it will be really useful to drop him at yours for the day". Her son was 2 and I was not offering free babysitting for a whole day on my own son's birthday! I later told her I'd decided to just have family round. Though my husband's sister and her boyfriend turned up with neice, dropped her off and disappeared to the pub. She was about 10 and well behaved but (a) the poor lass was bored rigid as the other kids were preschoolers and (b) they didn't even ask.

I put some baby clothes on a local freegle site. A woman contacted me and asked for them. I said yes though she seemed a bit put out that I wasn't willing to deliver the FREE items. She arranged a time to collect and I explained my house was in a main road so parking is round the corner in a side road. She snapped "oh I'll have my baby with me so you'll have to bring them out to me". No please or thank you.

Then at the time she was due to arrive I was expecting her to phone/ message that she was in the side road. I heard someone blasting a horn repeatedly on the main road. I looked out and it was a woman in a Range Rover gesticulating angrily at me as she completely blocked that side of the single carriageway, huge queue of traffic building up behind. I ran out with the big bag of clothes, she gestured at me to put them in the back which I did and she them roared off without a thank you (funny that) as the motorists behind shook their fists and swore at me as if it was my fault. I started putting outgrown clothes in the charity bins after that.

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Ugh she is horrible!!
Really wish you didn’t bother going out to her with the clothes

Whatsmyusername1235 · 16/05/2024 16:58

YoureStuckOnMeLikeATattoohoohoo · 16/05/2024 10:04

My daughter died at 2 weeks old.

I wasn't sure what to do with her pram and cot so my (then) SIL offered to keep them in storage until I decided what to do.

Well 3 months later it turns out my other SILs son had got someone pregnant, she travelled up 300 miles to pick up my daughters cot and pram.

When she was there she called and asked if she could just have them because I "didn't need them anyway".

I said no.

She took them anyway.

Never spoke to the pair of them again.

sorry for your loss 💔 they were disgusting to do that

Spaghettily · 16/05/2024 17:03

Conniebygaslight · 15/05/2024 17:46

There have been many but reading on another thread about the CFery of a school mum reminded me of a time when my DC were at primary.
A mum asked if I’d mind picking her DC up from school and taking them to another school a few miles away where they were competing in an intersports thing. My DC were competing too so I agreed assuming she was working.
When we got there, said mum was already there in the front row with her DH & DPs. I asked what was going on, she replied that they wanted a good seat and parking so didn’t want to wait until their DC finished school so they could get their first. I was absolutely stunned…I still laugh at the audacity of this years later🤣🤣

JFC! That is amazingly rude.

StitchVic · 16/05/2024 17:05

Emmerald · 16/05/2024 09:14

I think I'd have either dumped the files on the ground anywhere or just driven off and taken them to the tip.

I think I would have, but because I sort of knew her through this mutual contact I was worried I’d bump into her again (and I have, though only once) I’m not great about confrontation so just went for the angry chucking files in the boot as forcefully as I could! 😆

StitchVic · 16/05/2024 17:08

Somehowgirl · 16/05/2024 08:56

I thank my lucky stars I've ever encountered anyone as cheeky as this because I have too much of a temper on me. I'd have launched them too. At her face.

Honestly my blood was boiling but because I vaguely knew her I was concerned I’d bump into her again at some point and I’d feel really awkward (I’m not great with confrontation!)

SinnerBoy · 16/05/2024 17:20

Conniebygaslight · Today 14:21

Ah yes that old chestnut, similar to when you offer something on FB Market Place for free and you get messages asking if you can deliver

I put 6 kitchen chairs on Gumtree, free, new owner to collect. I got a message to accept them and could I deliver. No, new owner collects. He kept on and said he didn't have a car and wasn't far away.

I said I could only get two at a time in the car we had at the time. He asked why I didn't rent a van. And it turned out that he lived 40 bloody miles away! I put them back on and he called me an unreasonable, selfish twat! Someone else eventually had them.

Susuwatariandkodama · 16/05/2024 17:22

Opine · 16/05/2024 00:13

Early One Sunday morning there’s a knock at the door. I answer even though I’m yet to have a coffee and get dressed. Husband is up but all the kids in bed. One has a friend staying over.

I open the door to four strangers. Three women and a man. Ranging from fifties to seventies. Apparently they are siblings and their recently deceased father who was 98 lived in my house when he was a teenager. They wanted to have a nostalgic look around before they went off to the funeral.
I said no. Sorry but my children are in bed and you are complete strangers. One said it would only take 5 minutes and they would be quiet in the children’s rooms. said I was sorry but absolutely not.

They looked at each other in disbelief and one said that she needed this for closure and she couldn’t believe I could be so callous. She didn’t live nearby and this was her only chance. Another called me a piece of work and they all walked off down the drive muttering expletives.

Eveyone I’ve ever told this story to says they would have just felt bamboozled and let them in but ten years on I definitely don’t feel bad.

The sheer audacity.

This happened to me!
It was a few ladies in their 70’s. one of them had lived in the house as a child and wanted to walk down memory lane.
I didn’t let her in the house as my children were very young and I had a house full of animals but luckily she was nice about it, she ended up telling me how it used to look and settled for a photograph of her standing outside of it.

HcbSS · 16/05/2024 17:23

My mum and I are currently in the process of emptying and selling my late gran's house (to put into context, where all my happiest memories of life took place). Mum and I nursed her at home right to the end and sadly she died in agony (the tough old bird wasn't going anywhere). Mum has 3 siblings. No help. We have done all the heavy lifting, clearing, whatever. I work FT, she has had to come out of retirement and go back PT to make ends meet.
That's the context.

Cheeky thing: aunt asks mum if she can dig up a rose bush out of gran's garden. The thing has been there 25 years and is deep rooted. No offer to do it herself or help in any way. We are just expected to do it. Oh and sulked when we gave away a particular ornament (again, no offer to sort through).
Sorry, I have made an otherwise lighthearted thread a bit heavy. But we are exhausted.

VickyEadieofThigh · 16/05/2024 17:38

Conniebygaslight · 16/05/2024 14:21

Ah yes that old chestnut, similar to when you offer something on FB Market Place for free and you get messages asking if you can deliver...😂

We were once asked to deliver an item an hour's drive away - obviously, we had listed it very clearly as "must be collected" and stated the town we lived in.

Bunnyhair · 16/05/2024 17:41

PurpleChrayn · 15/05/2024 19:21

I'm an editor by trade, and someone once asked me to edit the 250,000-word manuscript of their shitty book for free, and even gave me a deadline.

I used to be an editor and I got this all the bloody time.

Hippee · 16/05/2024 17:44

My DM and I both do a craft that is lovely but very time-consuming. Our NDN asked my DM to make one for her (would probably take at least 50 hours) and offered to pay for the materials. My DM said that she could show her how to do it and NDN said "oh no, I can't be bothered to do all that".

Shinyandnew1 · 16/05/2024 17:45

SinnerBoy · 16/05/2024 16:47

My SiL From Hell phoned to order (not ask) me to do a 120 mile round trip to collect a free hamster cage. I asked her for diesel money and she told me not to be a selfish cunt. I told her, calmly and politely, that I wasn't going to do it, she screamed and swore at me some more.

I have a wealth of similar stories...

Blimey! I wouldn’t entertain anything with her in future!

LuciaRising · 16/05/2024 17:55

I've got two

Drove into car park near school, followed by a schoolmum
Got out ,as I began to walk away she told me that she should have my space as she has " 4 kids and you only have 2"
Yes I laughed and walked off.

School mum couldnt get her 3rd child into school so had to go with a different school nearby for a term( place was coming up due to move)
Asked DH if he could pick her 2 eldest on the way so she could drop 3rd off at new school.
DH went on the first morning to see her DH sat there scoffing sausages and drinking coffee quite happily while DH had rushed about.
Complete CFery!

Cattyisbatty · 16/05/2024 17:56

Omg @Menomeno - really don’t know what to say to that.

Knittedfairies2 · 16/05/2024 17:56

I'm another who opened the door to an elderly lady who claimed to have lived in my house as a child. She 'just' wanted to look downstairs and wouldn't be long. She pushed past me, had a quick squint around, then sat down in the sitting room whereupon she pulled out a copy of 'The Watchtower' (a magazine distributed by Jehovahs's Witnesses). It was a long afternoon...

Caffeineislife · 16/05/2024 17:56

Shinyandnew1 · 16/05/2024 13:14

It’s fairly normal for parents not to stay for play dates. It’s not normal to suggest a play date that is at the other person’s house though!

Has she had any of the children back to hers?

Its nursery children (age 3) and no, she hasn't invited anyone to hers yet.

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