Inspired by another chat.
A Premier Inn is known in our family as a ‘Mama knows best’ after my husband booked a guest house in Beverley that is run by a real life Basil Fawlty and I refused to stay there and booked us into the nearest Premier Inn. DH is no longer allow to book anything without my approval!
Also, the bill that Disney used to hang on the door on the day you were leaving was known as the ‘eviction notice’.
I’m sure more will come to me, but what weird family things do others have?