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What would you make of this joke?

14 replies

Brightandbubly · 09/05/2024 14:32

a man says when I die can you add chilli to my ashes and eat them? The woman asks why, he replied, I want to rip your arse one last time .

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ClawedButler · 09/05/2024 14:39

I wouldn't classify that as a joke. It's just a series of words.

OrlandointheWilderness · 09/05/2024 14:53

Well the basic function of a joke is to make you laugh and this isn't funny.

Context?!

OrlandointheWilderness · 09/05/2024 14:54

And I don't mean it's utterly appalling or shocking etc... it's just unfunny!

ClawedButler · 09/05/2024 14:59

Yes, it's mistaken being rude and nasty for being a joke.

If he'd asked her to lower the urn with a rope over the bannister "So you can let me down one last time" that would work as a joke. Still not funny, but there's a play on words at least.

MILTOBE · 09/05/2024 15:00

God, I can't imagine even knowing someone who'd say something like that.

HollieHollieHollie · 09/05/2024 15:02

Urgh

RaininSummer · 09/05/2024 15:02

It's just nasty speak. Not funny just twattish nasty.

HolyFalseEquivalencyBatman · 09/05/2024 15:03

I would think he watches too much porn. It’s full of videos about ‘x gets her arse destroyed’.
Why would he think ripping a woman’s arse is funny? Vile.

BingoMarieHeeler · 09/05/2024 15:03

🫥

MonsteraMama · 09/05/2024 15:03

I'd think the pair of them were morons.

Him for thinking that's funny, it's just not (and not a pearl clutchy way, it's just not an original or funny joke)

And her for presumably being in a sexual relationship with such an unfunny baboon.

Justbetweenus · 09/05/2024 15:03

Unfunny, sexually violent, and misogynistic. The first of those being prerequisite for a joke. The bannister one is way funnier.

Justcallmebebes · 09/05/2024 15:11

It's a really crap joke? But to be fair, could be said by either sex

dandelionseverywhere · 09/05/2024 15:15

It's pathetic and probably only told by a certain type of person.

MrsTerryPratchett · 09/05/2024 15:16

The constant drip drip drip conflating exciting sex with pain and violence for the woman (typically) is incredibly damaging and dangerous.

Ha-de-ha right?

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