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Big Bum Knickers

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Georgyporky · 08/05/2024 18:17

M&S are selling knickers that "enhance" your bum - i.e. padded to make it larger.

WTF !!!

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Beezknees · 08/05/2024 18:33

It's the "in" look. As a fat woman I can't see the appeal, I wish I was slim!

MikeBaldwin · 08/05/2024 20:29

I wonder if they make it soft and comfy to sit.

LakeTiticaca · 08/05/2024 20:35

All those years we spent asking the question "does my bum look big in this?"
I never thought I would see the day when arses need to be as big as possible!! 🤣🤣

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QueSyrahSyrah · 08/05/2024 20:37

These have been a thing for a while haven't they? Not at M&S obviously.

If that's the look you want then it's certainly a cheaper and safer option than some dodgy surgeon doing 'BBLs' somewhere. Not much different to a push-up bra surely?

TuesdayWhistler · 08/05/2024 20:40

I don't need those, I have a technique that enhances my.bum.

Simply:

Eat a shit tonne of pizza.
Done.

Macaroni46 · 08/05/2024 20:41

Maybe those of us who are naturally well upholstered in the bum area could give donations to those with skinny arses?? 😂

DatingDinosaur · 08/05/2024 21:44

I've no need for them. For once in my life, I'm naturally 'in fashion' Grin

Beezknees · 08/05/2024 22:35

You have to have a slim waist and flat stomach too though unfortunately. No flabby gut allowed.

TuesdayWhistler · 08/05/2024 23:26

Beezknees · 08/05/2024 22:35

You have to have a slim waist and flat stomach too though unfortunately. No flabby gut allowed.

I'll have you know that my stomach is beautifully.flat and not at all flabby.. when I'm lying down

MustDust · 08/05/2024 23:32

As someone with big boobs and a fat stomach but the crappest, flattest arse known to man, I'm actually intrigued. I can't wear tailored trousers cos my saggy behind looks dire in them. This is my push up bra 😂

IBegYourBiggestPardon · 09/05/2024 00:14

That's one pair of knickers. I definitely don't need!!

AllTheChaos · 09/05/2024 00:24

Oooh these sound good! I lost my bum when I got sick, and now it is so non-existent that my tailbone actually juts out!

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