Conversations you should win a prize for responding calmly to

[NoEffingWay]

I'll start:

My ex-husband telling me he is the 'more tolerant' parent. He's so lucky that he caught me in a good mood that day, as his version of parenting is to ignore DS and never take him anywhere, so he doesn't have to be tolerant of anything particularly.

Colleagues who don't read my emails and then call me to ask me the question I have already answered in the email they didn't read

Ex husband saying I'm lucky he pays anything at all when having a conversation about child maintenance saying pay or it will go to enforcement 🤔

The school telling me my dd is incredibly bright but she will fail if she doesn't put the date on her rough work for school (literally a book designed for doodling while your thinking wet playtime drawing noughts and crosses etc)