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'Married Life'

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suedonim · 02/04/2008 11:20

Married Life:

3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men... that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again...

The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'... then we made love all night long.

The mistress: 'ah! Me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, then I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything... but we had wild sex all night.

The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes... my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:

'Alright Batman, what's for tea?'

OP posts:
suedonim · 02/04/2008 13:18

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OP posts:
SlartyBartFast · 02/04/2008 13:19
Grin
WowOoo · 02/04/2008 13:20
Grin
ChipButty · 02/04/2008 13:20
Grin
Whizzz · 02/04/2008 13:23
Grin
jumpingbeans · 02/04/2008 13:24

:O

jumpingbeans · 02/04/2008 13:25

,bloody caps lock

MmeCellophane · 05/04/2008 14:04

lol

ChocFudgeCake · 03/05/2008 23:04

good one

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