What punishment is suitable

[TigerDroveAgain]

For 'D'H who has nicked the last of my Cowshed shower gel on the pretext that he couldn't find anything else : two bottles of Radox had to be moved in the commission of this crime.

Obviously he has to buy at least two bottles to replace what he took and he must clean the entire house from top to bottom to atone for his misdeed.

When challenged he actually sniggered

Save the cowshed bottle, don't tell him, fill it with cheap stuff and leave it out..keep your genuine cowshed in a secret location

Itching powder sprinkled into his undies. When he moans just tell him he must be he's allergic to the shower gel.

This is an obvious red flag. LTB.

I like your style!

I would start a conversation on how irresistible you find men who smell of Radox shower gel: examples could include his brother, a couple of distant cousins, a few of his mates, the school PE teacher, your elderly neighbour...

New patio.