Life trends you wouldn't want for your own life?

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Get a personal trainer

Polyamory. Just the faff of coordinating calendars would drive me crazy.

Botox/fillers.

Keto.

Perching on the edge of crumbling cliff tops for Insta photos. In fact, any twatty public posing for Insta photos.

Week batch meal prep. I don’t want to eat the same thing for 5 days running, with the spinach getting more and more wilted as each day passes.

Taking on more than I can cope with work wise and family life wise and frantically "juggling" it all.