New Mumsnet abbreviation needed...

[CurlewKate]

NFM.

Normal For Mumsnet.

It would save soooo much time.

I will adopt this — I agree with you. And it’s not to do with giant magic chicken which feeds a household for a week, it’s more ‘AIBU to hate other people/be outraged someone invited me to a wedding/ to put on my pyjamas at 5 pm and never even contemplate leaving the house apart from for work?’

We love these in our house. NFM is no fucking manners for us, based on where we live up North.
I get your point though OP.

Perhaps we could have 'NFMN' instead?

Oh yes @CurlewKate 'what do you mean?! Allow my family member who has just driven me 450 miles home to use my bathroom and not tell them to use the public ones 11 miles away?!' 🙃