Rant about braggy SIL!

[bronzedandsunby]

Just came home from a family meal and my goodness SIL gets on my nerves. Just some snippets

“I’m surprised I’ve never been pulled over by the police, because my car looks like such a drug dealers car”. Implying someone who makes £££ and who likes to flaunt their wealth would have her car.

“I’d never get anything done to my face, it’s so symmetrical, proportionate and I have cheek bones and a jaw line”

“My LinkedIn is just full of men trying to ask me out”

Stfu.

TBH, every one of those comments would have me in silent stitches, then going home and mimicking her in the bathroom mirror, in a Zsa Zsa Gabor manner throwing in a 'Dahlink' every now and then. I might even try to find a cigarette holder to wave around to make an impression.

Because those are the stupidest 'self-gratulations' I've ever heard. Drug dealer car, symmetrical face, randoms on the internet dying to date her? Hilarious!!!

Hahaaa she definitely is hilarious. She just doesn’t realise it. Shame because that’s a boast that’s true.

Ha! She'll be a constant source of entertainment if you let her. And she won't even realize it.