Bastard'n clothes shop side view mirrors!

[Pinkbonbon]

Just when you think you've finally accepted your nose for the conk that it is and made peace with your tummy pooch for the time being
.. ladies and gentlemen I give you - the side view mirror!

Fuck.

Fuck fuck fuckty fuck fuck fuck.

I'm on a few dates trip to the big city and I've very feeling a bit shit about my looks lately so probably not the smart time to clothes shop. But fucking hell!

Now I've gone and spent money on totally unnecessary makeup too xD

But screw it, I'm going to give myself a makeover and go out to dinner. Fuck low self esteem! And fuck cunty mirrors!

Oh gosh I bloody hate them. If possibly I hang something on top of the mirror so I can't catch a glimpse

It was one of those fuckers that showed me just how much grey hair I had😡 I was 30 at the time😳

Haha don't get me started on grey hair xD more and more of the buggers every day.

And I've just done something a bit nuts: I joined tinder and swiped on a 20 year old. We have a date tomorrow.

Is this how mid life crisis starts?

I'm 34. What am I playing at!!!

Still, it's just lunch.
And he's so cute. And he might not even show.

What the fuck do I talk to a 20 year old about?!?!? Ahhhhh! Help xD

@Pinkbonbon fuck it and enjoy your date! He's probably hoping there won't be a lot of talking TBH. But enjoy it for what it is!

Yeahhhh I'm like...do I clean the hotel room just incase orrrr?

Didn't even bring my shaver with me xD

Nah I'm not bringing him back (probably). Maybe (no). I mean... (fucks sake).

I've been saying for a while I wanted a few more good flings before retiring to full-time hermit and cat mom mode tbf. But I think you kinda want to feel your best for that sorta thing. And let's face it, 20 year olds probably won't be good flings.
And the headboard here is made of wood. So any flinging would likely result in splinters xD

No no. Just lunch.
...probably.