Really horrible woo story

[Roseshavethorns]

So this just happened.

I was in the shower, just rinsing, when I found the top of a finger nail under my (old and saggy) boob. It's not mine!
All my nails are present and correct as are DH's (I checked).
Before you ask, I do shower daily, there are only two of us in the house at the moment and we each have our own shower gel.
Feeling slightly freaked and quite nauseous.
Any ideas?
Not enjoying the thought that some "visitor" was biting their nails on my chest.🤢

Ah the blue plasters have special wire in them so they show up under an X-ray if they're accidentally swallowed. Better to find one of those than a fingernail.

OP it could have been a bit of plastic from the shower bottle?

Do you have pets? My cats shed layers of their claws sometimes they look just like fingernail clippings.

I wondered how long it’d take 😆
Yes, he’s obviously been clipping someone else’s nails in the bed. What a load of nonsense 😅

Still more likely than a nervous Incubus on the OP's chest, but I was thinking more like it got broken off a human when they were being quite enthusiastic.

I found a random shed claw in my duvet cover the other day. Cat was pts back in June and the duvet cover has been washed many a time since then. So unless Felix was having a Woo moment of here you go Mum here's a claw for you. I'm pretty sure it's just worked it's way out of the cover over the last 10 months.