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Any CF Karma stories

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Bethany83 · 04/04/2024 10:44

Inspired by yesterday's thread of the bill splitting karma, which was very uplifting to read, can anyone share any stories where CF got their come uppence? These will be a wonderful read for all especially victims of CF!
I don't have any to offer I am afraid...

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BlueMoanday · 07/04/2024 23:41

These are all brilliant... Especially the interviewees being dickheads. Do they have NO IDEA? And FFS just be a nice human will you!
And the sheep!!! 🐏🐑🏆

grinandslothit · 07/04/2024 23:54

Serenity45 · 04/04/2024 12:25

Not me but my nan years ago and I've never forgotten it.

She was waiting for her bus and thought she spotted a £1 coin on the pavement. Bent down to get it (admitted she was chuffed Grin). Another lady at the bus stop darted forward, almost pushing my nan out of the way saying "that's mine - I just dropped it". My nan moved aside only to realise that it was a bottle top and said "you're welcome to it"

Grin
CarrieMoonbeams · 08/04/2024 00:01

DH and I were driving along a twisty country road on a beautiful summer's day. We were behind a truck full of cattle and as it was such a winding road we couldn't get past it so we hung back, leaving a decent, safe gap.

A guy in an open top Jag appeared behind us, and was flashing his lights etc, trying to intimidate us. We obviously didn't speed up, so he decided to overtake, but had to just go right in front of us because he couldn't see past the cattle truck either. Next minute, a HUGE stream of dark yellow cow piss fired out from the back of the cattle truck, all over his car's bonnet and windscreen - it was absolutely stinking, we could even smell it from inside our car. How we laughed when we saw him putting his wipers on, desperately trying to clear the cow piss! Beautiful.

Stickyricepudding · 08/04/2024 00:50

These are fantastic, keep them coming!

SomethingBlues · 08/04/2024 01:02

One from Friday. I was queuing in a multi storey after an event so lots of cars leaving. It was clear there was a turn taking system going on to try and keep the traffic sort of moving - so I had been let out so I in turn let someone out.

Apart from miserable boot face in her Volvo. She had applied her metaphorical blinkers on and she wasn’t letting anyone out.

As we get nearer to the exit, boot face is clearly bored of the traffic and thinks she’s too good for the two standard exit barriers. She cuts round past everyone to go into the third barrier on the right.

issue is, that was an entry only barrier so the spikes didn’t fold and punctured her two front tires and, as the barrier didn’t lift, she dented the bonnet of her Volvo.

I wasn’t the only driver who shouted ‘serves you right!’ As I drove past!

HermioneKipper · 08/04/2024 01:11

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This is horrible.

you and your dad sound very unpleasant. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

YaMuvva · 08/04/2024 01:24

This May out me, but fuck it.

2010 World Cup, England vs USA, the match ends 1-1. We were in USA on holiday at the time watching it in a local sports bar with other Brits and also Americans.

We are big football fans and we are always very respectful if fans of other teams are watching the match too, and have rarely seen bother. However the Americans were unbelievably aggressive when their team scored, barking in our faces and shouting “hahaha losers” (technically they were losers too but hey Ho) and “USA! USA!” While the England fans were just Hmm and trying to enjoy the game.

The match ends, and we were walking back from the bar to our hotel - we aren’t the type to sulk when England lose, we enjoyed the match and went to get ready for our evening. A group behind us with 3 men and a woman were heckling us along the path, shouting “England suck, 1 to 1” (meaning 1-1) and shouting “Losers, losers go drink your tea, go cry in your tea fucking looooooosers” for a good quarter mile. Nowhere to cross as it was an 8-lane road with no crossing for ages. . It was a bit annoying at first but after 10 minutes we were getting pissed off. We decided to stay quiet as you never know in the US if someone is carrying a weapon but eventually we turned round and politely said “OK guys that’s enough you’ve had your fun it’s annoying now” but they carried on saying “boo hoo, you gonna go cry? yeah USA, 1 to 1, USA!”. Just being childish dicks. And The woman was by far the worst, really leading them and screaming “Losers fucking losers!” At us. Then they all started doing this chant/clap where they shouted “England suck. England suck”. We decided to let them just overtake us, so we turned round and waited, and as they approached us, mid chant/clap the woman in the group tripped up over her own flip flops, went flying and went “splat” onto the ground, bursting her lip open.

Im not ashamed to say DH and I pointed and laughed, hard. Couldn’t help it, it was beautiful karma. The woman was actually quite hurt, her mouth was bleeding (I reckon she’d have even lost a tooth) and the men instantly stopped heckling us and faffed on trying to pick her up. As she cried like a baby, big howling sobs, DH shouted “By the way it’s called one-all, you big boohoo crybaby”. I’ve never walked so fast in my life after that!

YaMuvva · 08/04/2024 01:27

SomethingBlues · 08/04/2024 01:02

One from Friday. I was queuing in a multi storey after an event so lots of cars leaving. It was clear there was a turn taking system going on to try and keep the traffic sort of moving - so I had been let out so I in turn let someone out.

Apart from miserable boot face in her Volvo. She had applied her metaphorical blinkers on and she wasn’t letting anyone out.

As we get nearer to the exit, boot face is clearly bored of the traffic and thinks she’s too good for the two standard exit barriers. She cuts round past everyone to go into the third barrier on the right.

issue is, that was an entry only barrier so the spikes didn’t fold and punctured her two front tires and, as the barrier didn’t lift, she dented the bonnet of her Volvo.

I wasn’t the only driver who shouted ‘serves you right!’ As I drove past!

Love this!!

I’ve become quite addicted to watching instant karma dashcam videos on Instagram that show stuff like this

krustykittens · 08/04/2024 01:40

@Soubriquet Your story makes me feel sad. It sounds like your Dad was awful to you, I am so sorry.

YaMuvva · 08/04/2024 01:51

fortifiedwithtea · 04/04/2024 11:22

When I was a teen commuting by train. I was cold tired end of day wanting to get home. There was snow on the ground. I went to work in wellies and had my lovely court shoe stilettos with metal heel tips in a plastic bag.

This was when trains had cradle luggage racks above the seating.

A bald headed man barged me out the way to get the last available seat in the carriage. He gave me a snug look and I stood in the aisle. I put my plastic bag in the rack.The train lurched forward and the jolt dislodged my shoes. One after the other they fell bonking him on his bald head. It must have hurt and I gave zero fucks as I gave the world’s most insincere apology .

Still gives me enormous satisfaction looking back Grin

This has really tickled me 🤣🤣🤣

Lunaloud · 08/04/2024 02:20

All way through high school I had a massive crush on one guy. We’d occasionally snog on a Friday night at the park and then he finally asked me out properly, I was so happy, well until he dumped me. A couple of months later after our GCSEs he asked me if I was going to his cousins birthday party, I was, he said he’d like to talk to me and looking forward to hanging out. I was sooo excited. Come party night it was really busy, we saw each other, smiles a kiss on the cheek and we will catch up later conversation took place. Well later I couldn’t find him, both his friends and mine tried to stop me looking, he was outside getting off with my best friend. I had to spend the rest of the night watching them all over each other. The next day (me and best friend sleeping over at same house) my so called friend said he was fair game as we weren’t going out.

i ended up forgiving her even when she’d gush about him I sucked it up. She begged to borrow my favourite top one night, turned out it was the night she lost her virginity to him. The next day she tracked me down at my grandmother’s house to tell me she was a “woman” giving me a blow by blow account of what happened and that she kept my favourite top on while doing it.

Karma 1 - she was staying with me a few weeks later when he called to speak to me and asked me to break up with her for him. I didn’t and told her he wanted to speak to her. I couldn’t help but actually feel no sympathy for her while she balled her eyes out on my bed, the same bed I’d sobbed my heart out over him.

Karma 2 - they became on and off again for a years. One night years later I was 18/19 and was out drinking when I passed the queue to a nightclub, he was there with a bunch of lads from school. They tried to get me to join them. I remember exactly what I was wearing and knew I looked very different and hotter than I looked at school. I blew them off and said I was off to such a bar. Now the thing about the nightclub was before 10am there wasn’t much ID checking, it was cheap and jeans were allowed ( it was the 90s) after 10pm, prices jumped up, only smart trousers and shoes allowed and lots of ID checking.

Anyway, just after arriving at the bar he turns up, I get him to buy me and my friend drinks till after last orders (11pm in those days) and the 3 of us leave together. We head for the taxi rank where he suggests I go back to his and he will take me home in the morning, but I’d need to pay as he’d spent up. I kindly declined just as my friend gets a taxi for us to go to another nightclub. He wants to join ( with no money) but I point out he wouldn’t get in, it’s 25+ but I know the door staff so I’m ok and it’s suits only, he’s stood there in jeans no money, can’t get into any clubs due to his clothes, he also lives in another town where a taxi would be a min of £15 (90s remember). I say send my love to my ex BFs name, his face drops, yes I know your back together was my parting shot.

Then finally to just make myself feel better because I want to be petty, I call another old school friend who loves a good gossip and always had my back when I was hurt. Anyway turned out one of her staff, well her parents but she worked for the family business too, anyway he was due to make a delivery at my ex bfs work where he passed on the gossip of what her boyfriend had been up to.

I saw him once more, years later we were in our 40s at our school reunion. She didn’t show, it turned out she’d never quite got the hand of staying away from other people’s boyfriends or husbands and had burnt a lot of bridges so never showed her face around the town we went to school in.

coxesorangepippin · 08/04/2024 02:31

Was arriving at a local 'stop' sign that is outside a police station. I saw the usual unmarked police car just a little way down the road. I did a really good, full 3 second stop.

The guy behind me honked at me, thinking I was taking too long. I set off, police car caught up with him, lights flashing etc.

Brilliant

DreamTheMoors · 08/04/2024 02:53

My lifelong male friends had been drinking all day.
They were in the parking lot of a local fast food joint when a car full of young men from a neighboring town started harassing them.
Ever the peacemaker, Mark went to the driver’s window and leaned in — and proceeded to vomit all over the driver and the inside of the hecklers’ car.
He didn’t mean to - it just happened, but I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard listening to them tell the tale.

DreamTheMoors · 08/04/2024 03:03

@YaMuvva

I’m so sorry. I’m sorry they ruined your experience. We aren’t all arseholes, I promise.

RogueFemale · 08/04/2024 03:17

Not sure whether this is strictly karma, - but close.

Years ago, was walking innocently on a nice summer's day along a narrow road. A car-full of young men went past and slapped my bum then roared with laughter as they sped off.

I was really fucked off and the red mist literally descended. I looked ahead to the end of the street and saw slow traffic at the junction. A small London street with a one way system and no way out.

So I instinctively ran to catch up with the slow-moving car. As I ran I got my keys out of my pocket.

And I caught up with them in their little car, now stationary in a traffic jam. And I keyed the car, shouting 'don't you ever fucking touch me again'.

BetterWithPockets · 08/04/2024 03:34

Fromage · 05/04/2024 21:59

I had a 3work trip to New York. Originally it was 2 arseholes colleagues and not me, but our boss added me on, enraging the 2 arseholes colleagues.

They froze me out of all discussions, wouldn't tell me their travel plans (I only knew from the nice lady who booked such things, who kindly told me) and I ended up on different flights and in a different hotel. Arseholes.

They skived off most of the work and left it all to me, and on the last day (only time I saw them) I said to them at lunchtime that I expected they would be leaving soon to make sure they caught their (rather early) flight home.

Arsehole no1 said "Oh ffs, Fromage, I think we can manage to make our way back to JFK fgs!"

I smiled and said "Of course you can" and walked away with my dignity, as Arsehole 1 continued to bitch about me loudly to Arsehole 2, who did seem a bit embarrassed about it all.

Later I saw them in JFK, apparently having indeed missed their flight and desperately trying to get on something standby. Good.

I was not surprised at this at all.

Partly because I knew they'd not left enough time to get back to their hotel, and then to the airport.

But mostly because I knew their return flight was from Newark.

Love this!

salsmum · 08/04/2024 03:39

I contacted a previous buyer on gumtree after a seller scammed me and we went on to become firm friends chatting every day and seemed to have so much in common but she lived a long way from me but we had some great laughs and decided as we both liked a certain singer we'd go on holiday together to USA.. I met her on my birthday and she still seemed really nice. We were going away for 3 weeks together and was really looking forward to it, we went from mine to airport and she stayed over I trusted her impeccably and when I got to the airport I realised I'd forgotten in my haste to pack all my spending money when I changed bags 🤦‍♀️ fast forward she became an absolute nightmare and her personality changed 360, mean tempered , argumentative and always wanting her own way! When in Nashville she decided to buy the whole cow girl set up including hat to see a singer who she had a massive crush on! When we got outside she shouted and protested that I hadn't taken enough photos of her with him ( in the foyer) I'd taken about 6! She went stomping off furious and fell down a rather high kerb right on her narcissistic arse 🤭 Her phone screen was smashed that she needed to FaceTime her married shag and it was all I could do to try not to lol as two men helped her up. She totally ruined my holiday and I was glad to see the back of her until I got home and found absolutely no trace of my $3000 dollars which I'd last seen on the table near where she sat. The police couldn't help as there was only her and me in the apartment when the money was stolen.

TwinklyMintOPmaas · 08/04/2024 03:47

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Lollipopsicle · 08/04/2024 04:19

DreamTheMoors · 08/04/2024 03:03

@YaMuvva

I’m so sorry. I’m sorry they ruined your experience. We aren’t all arseholes, I promise.

I can vouch for this! I have visited many states in the USA over the years and my best friend is American. I've never encountered that level of nastiness from anyone. x

Lollipopsicle · 08/04/2024 04:24

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Think you've posted on the wrong thread! x

Phillipa12 · 08/04/2024 05:46

Years ago I was driving and just coming towards the end of the 40mph limit on the edge of town. Lad in a Subaru behind me was driving up my arse as wasn't happy that I was sticking to the speed limit. He overtook me, those cars can shift when you excelerate hard and he left me standing. 2 miles down the road, there he was standing next to his car that was pointing the wrong way on a very large grass verge, he had clipped the verge taking the bend too fast and was well and truly stuck. I took great pleasure in stopping and asking if he would like assistance pulling his car out of its predicament with my land rover......he sheepishly accepted.

Alleycat1 · 08/04/2024 06:03

Not really a CF story but definitely karma.
Some years ago a friend and I decided to take the train to a very popular seaside resort for the day. It was a glorious day and the town was packed, so much so that we couldn't get into any restaurant for something to eat and ended up with a small bag of chips each from a kiosk and an ice cream cone.
On the way home the train was set up like the Hogwart's express with a long corridor and compartments off to the side. It was just me, friend and a middle-aged man in the compartment. Friend and I were chatting and complaining to ourselves.about how hungry we were and our stomachs.were rumbling quite audibly. We apologised to the man who just tutted. He then reached for his bag and took out a large plastic container, shot us a sneery, smug smile and proceeded to eat about six sandwiches, 2 pieces of cake and drink a bottle of soda, making lip-smacking noises and patting his tummy all the while. He had just finished when a train passed in the opposite direction. Someone obviously threw out a very sloppy egg mayo roll; it came flying through our open window and hit the smug chap squarely in the chops.. He sat there with the filling dripping down his face. He didn't have a tissue, neither did I and my friend, unable to hold it together, had legged it into the corridor where she could be heard laughing for about 5 minutes.

We still have a giggle all these years later.

Ncfornowx · 08/04/2024 06:03

My lovely sister was visibly pregnant getting married & has been happily married since with 2 more kids added to the family. Her godmother gave her dreadful abuse about bringing the family into disrepute - DSis told me but no one else in the family.
Fastforward a few years and godmummy's granddaughters (all lovely girls who have been widely supported by family) there's been a teenage pregnancy, a divorce, unmarried parents, 2/3 of them have kids with more than 1 partner...
I hope that wagon feels their "shame" deeply (but equally I hope she didn't give them the same shit she gave my sis)

ArrrMeHearties · 08/04/2024 06:24

I sadly don't have any CF stories but I love reading about folks getting their comeuppance

VestibuleVirgin · 08/04/2024 06:34

Yourethebeerthief · 05/04/2024 21:28

You both lost all the photos you ever owned of your children?

Not ideal, but not a disaster!
Memories suffice