It's your birthday next week and...

[WatermelonKiwi]

...you have the day off work. How would you spend your day?

Assuming DH was home to do the school run I’d go into London and see a show, preferably with a pal.
Or if I had to stay local I’d take myself out for brunch, go home and sit on the sofa which is a real luxury these days, have my feet in my foot massager all day (despite its official warning to go no longer than an hour, get me!) and crochet.