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What is something you will never use/see/own because of their adverts?

176 replies

CatamaranViper · 07/03/2024 13:18

Some brands or shows just have the most annoying, repetitive adverts and it just puts you off using or watching them.

For me it's Norton Antivirus software and the Apple adverts with the kid karate chopping wood or the guy with the fish. They drive me potty!

DH says Impractical Jokers. The ads were on so much that he has vowed to never watch the show.

I'm just wondering if anyone else has this?

OP posts:
xyz111 · 07/03/2024 21:05

Surf. Perf with surf. F off!!!!!!

Ilovemyshed · 07/03/2024 21:07

Bladder leak underwear thats actually pretty - er no, its fug ugly

The annoying woman on the washing stuff -Bold?

Pot noodle

Calgon

Ilovemyshed · 07/03/2024 21:07

We buy any car

Crackermuncher · 07/03/2024 21:11

whichever jobs site it is with the current ageist advertising campaign, the one where the ‘old’ people don’t understand the cloud concept

VictoriaPink · 07/03/2024 21:13

HoneyWogan · 07/03/2024 13:44

And if the 'slag' thing hadn't been horrible enough and if I DID eat Pot Noodles, I would definitely stop buying them now they have those ads with the nasty sucking sound of people eating them messily. It makes us feel sick and all clamour to turn the TV down and look away - which surely can't be an advertiser's actual intention?

Also, I truly hate those ableist ads from whatever car sales company it is, where they use no sound at all. They've obviously designed it so that people notice the silence in the middle of the other normal ads and then purposefully look to the screen, where they will then see the big 'deals' flashing up on the screen. All very well if you can see them, but surely they must realise that blind people are not only thus fully excluded but will probably worry that their telly has broken or that they've had a power cut. Just so mean.

Yes, I used to actually like the occasional Pot Noodle, but that advert with the disgusting noises makes me nauseous. Can't imagine buying or eating them now. Who wants to buy a food that they associate with nausea?

Crishell · 07/03/2024 21:15

Fromage · 07/03/2024 13:46

Always.

"Have a happy period."

Have my money, Tesco's own brand.

I hate those periods ads.
Yes every woman has periods and has leaks every now and then.
You don't someone to rub their minge all over the camera to prove that point.

Latenightreader · 07/03/2024 21:16

Elephantsarenottheonlyfruit · 07/03/2024 16:59

Yorkie for years, since they said “not for girls” and I was a girl who quite enjoyed them!

Oh me too, I still get cross everytime I see a yorkie.

DaBlackCatsAreDaBestCats · 07/03/2024 21:18

The broadband advert with the Northern bloke in it

DrJoanAllenby · 07/03/2024 21:19

Walkers crisps because of Lineker.
Snag tights for using fat models and promoting obesity.
Maltesers because their adverts are just plain stupid.
Any company promoting transgender.

louderthan · 07/03/2024 21:55

Appalonia · 07/03/2024 18:35

I loathe most adverts these days tbh and tend to just mute them, I find them really moronic. This is one of the few ads I've ever liked ( and some Guinness ones, back in the day ).

Stunning

Ahh thank you for reminding me of that! And the Guinness ad with the horses ♥️

CheeseSandwichRiskAssessment · 07/03/2024 22:00

Yes to the running at night one! That was appalling.

MississippiAF · 07/03/2024 22:00

Walkers crisps because of Lineker

I wish I had the willpower to do this

ALunchbox · 07/03/2024 22:07

The meerkat one
The Halifax singing guy
LV

whenindoubtgotothelibrary · 07/03/2024 22:07

Oatly. Overpriced porridge water with multiple awful campaigns, but especially the ageist 'Help Dad' one.

BrutusMcDogface · 07/03/2024 22:15

“Here are some real phone calls from octopus energy customers”….. AAAAAGGHHHHH! I turn the radio off every time.

rainbowbee · 07/03/2024 22:17

A Nike sports bra after they put Dylan Mulvaney in one to do a parody of women exercising. Have you no idea how hard and how expensive it is to find a decent sports bra for active women who have substantial boobs? I found it so ignorant and disrespectful.

Citrusandginger · 07/03/2024 22:21

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 07/03/2024 18:00

Octopus. I have ClassicFM on during the day and it feels like every ad break 'this is what real customer service sounds like' in that irritating headmistressy voice.

I really hate those. The people sound quite vulnerable. No one actually talks about energy companies like that.

Not likely to book with On the Beach anytime soon either.

SpringSprungALeak · 07/03/2024 22:24

LindorDoubleChoc · 07/03/2024 13:46

Snag
Oral B
Body Shop (ha!)
Flash cleaning products

@LindorDoubleChoc

How can you not LOVE the Flash dog???

MrsSkylerWhite · 07/03/2024 22:26

Dozy woman glued to her phone in various situations, cooing “ooohhh”. Hate it so much haven’t even noticed what it’s for 🤣

Unfortunatelynoonehaseverknownaboutthis · 07/03/2024 22:30

Tango....you've been tangoed..bloody hated them

catzrulz · 07/03/2024 22:31

Anything that the "lovely" Debbie McGee advertises.

GellerYeller · 07/03/2024 22:41

On The Beach. The Christmas music, the entire family, and the voiceover. They can Fook Off.

thelengthspeoplegoto · 07/03/2024 22:42

Also the Mark Jacobs-daisy daisy daisy. So annoying!

SpringSprungALeak · 07/03/2024 22:48

Oh the deep joy of recording & using the FFWD BUTTON ON THE REMOTE. I only STOP IF FLASH DOG IS ON!!

@DrJoanAllenby

im sorry us fat people are so disgusting to you, but we exist & need to buy clothes too